The "Make Your Own Recovery Punchline" Game

[electroencephalogram]

Chick don't be late cuz the early bird that gets the worm

I take a sewing kit to a clock
in other words I'm stitching time

[Rabbi]

They call me the batman rapist
in otherwords you only see me on a dark knight

[Norway kills]

I take a sewing kit to a clock
in other words I'm stitching time

They call me the batman rapist
in otherwords you only see me on a dark knight

Best thread ever, in other words I'm a thick rope (pun intended).

[Berry]

I actually like some of these.

[KieranLewisEM]

i am so ahead of my time that i aint even catched up with myself

[Raids-God]

I was was haveing a foursome with the fugees.
so redy or not........ here i cum.

[Rabbi]

I was was haveing a foursome with the fugees.
so redy or not........ here i cum.

hahahahaha thats good

[Raids-God]

I was was haveing a foursome with the fugees.
so redy or not........ here i cum.

hahahahaha thats good

Thank you i actaly thought of it before i looked at this thread yesterday when i was jamming teh score .... seems like the right time to use it.

[WakeUpShow]

Corniest one yet.

Your mad cuz you got sand in your shorts and your girl rode my dick like a boogie board

[electroencephalogram]

I'm actually really proud of this one

I take your turf after April showers
in other words, I'm the Mayflower/may flower

[MikeNUFC]

"Battling you'd be like stealing your urine, in other words I'd be taking the piss"

[buffalo bill]

Awesome thread.

I don't even wanna sing the chorus, other words I'm off the hook.

I take Einstein's brain and shove it up my rectum... other words I'm a smartass.

I'm back, I've been searching for my toes, where did they go? Other words I'm finding my feet.

Fuck studying, I'll slam a novel with a baseball bat before I hit the books.

I'll slam a pail with my foot before I kick the bucket.

I ejaculated all over my own toes... I guess I got off on the wrong foot

give those to Em ASAP

[BILI]

Awesome thread.

I don't even wanna sing the chorus, other words I'm off the hook.

I take Einstein's brain and shove it up my rectum... other words I'm a smartass.

I'm back, I've been searching for my toes, where did they go? Other words I'm finding my feet.

Fuck studying, I'll slam a novel with a baseball bat before I hit the books.

I'll slam a pail with my foot before I kick the bucket.

I ejaculated all over my own toes... I guess I got off on the wrong foot

I actually lol`d at the 2nd one

[classthe_king]

This thread = epic win

[Rabbi]

haha wow there is a lot of creativity up in this bitch!!


I was praying to God she didn't have a dick,
in other words a man