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Postby AspirinE » Mar 5th, '06, 20:11

Stalin is about to have one of his big meetings, and as he enters enters everybody claps as usual, then he allows the people to stop claping and everything goes quit. He starts starts speaking, and suddenly hears somebody in sneeze, So he asks..

"Who was that person that just sneezed?"

No one answers, so stalin orders orders one person from the crowd to be taken and executed. Minutes later he hears another sneeze, Stalin asks again...

"Who was that person that just sneezed?"

Noone says a word, so he orders another person to be executed, and continues with his speech. Yet another sneeze, Stalin, once again asks the same question...

"Who was that person that just seezed?"

"It was me, comrade Stalin" .. answered the person who sneezed, in fear that someone else will be executed because of him.

Stalin asks...

"What's your name?"

The preson replies Alexander Rostovsky ( I just picked a randome name it aint related ) Stalin then replies...


"BLESS YOU, COMRADE ROSTOVSKY"
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Postby Ivy » Mar 5th, '06, 20:45

:laughing: Because of him...2 other people died :zipped: ...lmao...
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Postby Tomega » Mar 5th, '06, 20:47

hahaha that was a dope one
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Postby AspirinE » Mar 5th, '06, 20:50

TaylorakaTiGGi wrote::laughing: Because of him...2 other people died :zipped: ...lmao...


lol its a joke, dont worry stalin didnt let people die for nothing.

The joke has a good metaphor to it.. "people die coz others lie"
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Postby Ivy » Mar 5th, '06, 20:52

I knew that...I was just making a sarcastic come back to what the joke was about... :flower:
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Postby AspirinE » Mar 5th, '06, 20:53

TaylorakaTiGGi wrote:I knew that...I was just making a sarcastic come back to what the joke was about... :flower:


shit :(
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Postby Ivy » Mar 5th, '06, 20:54

AspirinE wrote:shit :(


:p <---- That's all I have to say about that...
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Postby AspirinE » Mar 5th, '06, 21:39

Sarah wrote:lmao, how would you feel that two other people died because of you? :p

lol it was good :happy:


By the way...who's Stalin? :unsure: I feel so dumb :sweating:



-_-
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Postby MuNxMuN » Mar 5th, '06, 21:41

lol that was pretty funny :giggle:

and dont' worry sarah you weren't the first one to ask who stalin was. i asked the same thing :sweating:
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Postby Ivy » Mar 5th, '06, 21:46

MuNxMuN wrote:lol that was pretty funny :giggle:

and dont' worry sarah you weren't the first one to ask who stalin was. i asked the same thing :sweating:



It was in the Sirius debate section...Stalin agaisnt Hitler...who should someone do a report on...
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Postby MuNxMuN » Mar 6th, '06, 14:58

stalin was a dictator in russia during WWII
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Postby MuNxMuN » Mar 6th, '06, 15:05

Sarah wrote:
MuNxMuN wrote:stalin was a dictator in russia during WWII

Thank you.

Yey someone actually answered one of my dumb questions \:D/ lmao


it's not a dumb question....me and taylor asked the same thing in the sirus debate section :whistle:
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Postby AspirinE » Mar 6th, '06, 19:02

MuNxMuN wrote:stalin was a dictator in russia during WWII


Stalin is my father (if he wasnt there to support russia, i prolly wouldnt have been alive, and if i was id prolly be a Nazi german)
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Postby AspirinE » Mar 7th, '06, 17:29

Sarah wrote:
AspirinE wrote:
MuNxMuN wrote:stalin was a dictator in russia during WWII


Stalin is my father (if he wasnt there to support russia, i prolly wouldnt have been alive, and if i was id prolly be a Nazi german)

You know I'm gullable lol. Omg....are you for real Asp?!


lol no -_-


It would be a burden to big for me to carry if it was true.

but i do believe that if it wasnt for stalin, the germans would have taken a bigger peice of the pie.
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Postby neha » Mar 7th, '06, 21:46

Lol :8)
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