his boss asks him if he'd like to go to africa all expences paid to help a guide out there pick some specimens for the display, he says yes and flys out to africa and meets up with his guide ugoomu.
they get in a truck with his little guide dog and a bloody big gun and drive out to the jungle and look for apes.
ugoomu spots 1 in a tree and asks the man if its ok , he says yes .
ugoomu walks up to the tree and starts to shake it , the monkey falls out . the little guide dog runs up and shags it up the ass. the man doesnt sya anything in case he offends ugoomu.
they carry on and get 5-6 more apes out of trees, the dog shags em all and the put em in the truck.
they get to this big ape and the man tells ugoomu we want that 1 as the prize specimin. ugoomu shakes the tree but the monkey wont come out.
he tries again but he still wont come out.
uggomu says to the man u'll have to hold my gun while i go up the tree.
the man says "why??"
ugoomu says well if i fall out shoot the fucking dog!!
its funnier in person than written.
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whats grey sits at the end of the bed and takes the piss??
a kidney dialisiss machine!
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3 teddy bears in the airing cupboard , what ones in the army??
the one on the tank!!! ha ha
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