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All Aboard!!( funny ass joke)

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All Aboard!!( funny ass joke)

Postby Dark Blue » Aug 30th, '10, 03:27

One day a United States Airliner jet was flying over the Atlantic Ocean when it encountered some turbulance and started to go down.

The captain speaks over the loudspeaker and says "The plane is too heavy, so we are going to have to start putting out passengers. We will start with the letter A and go through Z"

"Starting with A, are there any African Americans on board?" Noone says anything, so he goes to the next letter.

"Are there any Blacks on board?" Still no response, so he continues.

"Are there any Colored People on board?" Still no response from the passengers.

All of a sudden, a little black girl looks up to her mother and says, "But mommy, aren't we all three of those?" The mother looks back at her daughter and says "No sweety, we are n!ggers today. All the Mexicans are going before us!"
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Re: All Aboard!!( funny ass joke)

Postby murphmanny » Aug 30th, '10, 03:36

lmfao i heard that before
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Re: All Aboard!!( funny ass joke)

Postby Yah-hah » Aug 30th, '10, 21:27

But then the mexicans all stand up and say " No toady we are all wetbacks"
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Re: All Aboard!!( funny ass joke)

Postby classthe_king » Aug 31st, '10, 00:14

Yah-hah wrote:But then the mexicans all stand up and say " No toady we are all wetbacks"


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Re: All Aboard!!( funny ass joke)

Postby dR3 » Aug 31st, '10, 00:51

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Re: All Aboard!!( funny ass joke)

Postby ThomasJ » Aug 31st, '10, 16:45

But then the niggers all stand up and say " No today we are all 2pacs"
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Re: All Aboard!!( funny ass joke)

Postby Devil'sAdvocate » Sep 1st, '10, 15:25

murphmanny wrote:lmfao i heard that before
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Re: All Aboard!!( funny ass joke)

Postby Robbie G » Sep 1st, '10, 20:40

:laughing: :laughing:
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Re: All Aboard!!( funny ass joke)

Postby Solace » Sep 2nd, '10, 03:41

meh
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Re: All Aboard!!( funny ass joke)

Postby Weather Man » Sep 2nd, '10, 18:53

ha....ha
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