two blondes were driving to disneyland and saw a sign that said disneyland - left. so they turned around and went home
a blonde a brunette and an orange haired girl were in a swimming carnival and 1 of the events was breaststroke and the black came 1st the brunette came second and the blonde goes no fair they used their hands!
Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?
In case she had to draw blood
a blonde went into a store and asked the person at the front desk if she could have the tv. and the guy goes no ur blonde. so she comes back the next day and says can i plz have that tv. no cause ur blonde. so she comes back the next day and has died her hair black and asks 4 the tv again the guy goes sorry but we dont sell 2 blondes and the girl goes how do u no im blonde the guy says because thats a microwave
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
There's white-out on the screen.
why did the blonde go out to her mailbox about 50 times everyday?
cuz every time she got on the computer it said "you have mail!"
there was a russian an american and a blonde the russian said we were in space first the american said we were on the moon first the blonde said well im gonna be the first 1 on the sun and the russian replied you cant go to the sun youll burn up the blonde told him DUH!! im gonna go at night
:laughing:
What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A blonde going through a flashing red light.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff
Wow that was alot of reading...no it wasn't 
I'm confused
and I've just got to say that I don't agree with any of these jokes, but they are very funny if you live where I do!
