Are you an Asshole?

[AspirinE]

http://www.randomzen.net/tests_asshole.phtml

take the test...


me:


You are 85% Pure Asshole!


You are an asshole because you are dumb dumb DUMB. You may have accidentally gained a little power in life but you make everyone suffer because if it. EVERYONE that knows you wants to kill you. The more successful you are, the more you deserve to die. Seriously, life would be way less aggravating for everyone else if your head exploded right now. Even the person that had to clean up your exploded head would be smiling. Nuns flip you the bird when you aren't looking.

[DarkMan]

my result..


You are 40% Pure Asshole!
You try to keep a strong and confident appearance to conceal the rage of emotions within you but you're really a winy lump of dogshit unfit for social relationships. You can't stand the thought of others having sex, but your porno collection rivals that of most video stores. Do us all a favor, take all of your Prozac, Paxil, Zoloft, Celexa, Luvox, Serzone, Remeron, and Effexor, and trade them in for a GUN to blow your goddamn head off.

this site doesnt know jackshit. lol

[> Evil _ MoNkEy <]

u are 10% pure asshole:

ud sell ur own grandma to get ahead in life. u blame half the people around u for ur problems and expect the other half to treat u like royalty. assholes like u make fine racists, Christians, rebublicans, or both. do us all a favor and keep ur mouth shut.

ok... this is extremely bullshit and hurtful!

1. im not a racist!
2. i dont expect ne one to treat me like fuckin royalty!
3. i wouldnt sell my grandma to get nething!!!!!! wen i was three, my step grandpa forbid her from seeing us.... and she just now got back in contact with us about 6 months ago after he died..... and my other grandma died wen i was 3 and a half!!!!!!

SO FUCK THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS!!!!!!! THEYR PROBLY THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE IN THE FUCKIN WORLD! THEY DONT KNOW ME... THEY DONT HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CLUE WAT THE FUCK IVE BEEN THRO!!! SO THEY CAN JUST KISS MY BIG FAT WHITE TRASH ASS!!!!!!!

[MuNxMuN]

You are 30% Pure Asshole!


You think people adore you, which makes you an even bigger asshole. Selfishness and vanity are the two qualities that reek from your personality; like the smell from a bag of rotting onions in the summer. You're powerless over money, you can't keep a stable relationship, and you think that you're shit smells like roses. As soon as someone gets to know you, they hate you. You should jump in front of a moving car.



that's bullshit

[AspirinE]

Lmao... it isnt supposed to be true -_-

Coz wat it said about me isnt 100% true either...

calm down E-monkey lol

[> Evil _ MoNkEy <]

Lmao... it isnt supposed to be true -_-

Coz wat it said about me isnt 100% true either...

calm down E-monkey lol

lol.... sorry asp..... but its like pissin me off. i seriously think the dude that made this is an asshole, lmao.....

[AspirinE]

Lmao... it isnt supposed to be true -_-

Coz wat it said about me isnt 100% true either...

calm down E-monkey lol

lol.... sorry asp..... but its like pissin me off. i seriously think the dude that made this is an asshole, lmao.....

Well that was the point, to piss people of, but u have ur reasons..

[Hunneh_Buns]

You are 10% Pure Asshole!



You'd sell your grandma to get ahead in life if you could. You blame half the people around you for your failures and expect the other half to treat you like royalty. Assholes like you make fine racists, Christian republicans, or both. Do us all a favor and keep your damn mouth shut.



I thought I was like %50 lol. But none of that is true...I don't think
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[DOPE]

45%

You try to keep a strong and confident appearance to conceal the rage of emotions within you but you're really a winy lump of dogshit unfit for social relationships. You can't stand the thought of others having sex, but your porno collection rivals that of most video stores. Do us all a favor, take all of your Prozac, Paxil, Zoloft, Celexa, Luvox, Serzone, Remeron, and Effexor, and trade them in for a GUN to blow your goddamn head off.

[> Evil _ MoNkEy <]

Lmao... it isnt supposed to be true -_-

Coz wat it said about me isnt 100% true either...

calm down E-monkey lol

lol.... sorry asp..... but its like pissin me off. i seriously think the dude that made this is an asshole, lmao.....

Well that was the point, to piss people of, but u have ur reasons..

well... i kinda did take it a bit too seriously..... i guess i am an asshole after all, lol

[trapd00r]

You are 70% Pure Asshole!


Most assholes are control freaks. This behavior is rivaled only by the frustration of your homosexual urges. Everyone hates your nit-picking at work. You are quick to point out the imperfections others just to feel good for a second, all because your partner makes you take it in the ass. If you'd just admit that you're gay and stop sweating the small stuff, you'd probably be likable. Maybe.

[Mr. Cookie]

You are 60% Pure Asshole!



Most assholes are control freaks. This behavior is rivaled only by the frustration of your homosexual urges. Everyone hates your nit-picking at work. You are quick to point out the imperfections others just to feel good for a second, all because your partner makes you take it in the ass. If you'd just admit that you're gay and stop sweating the small stuff, you'd probably be likable. Maybe.

[rory]

You are 25% Pure Asshole!





You think people adore you, which makes you an even bigger asshole. Selfishness and vanity are the two qualities that reek from your personality; like the smell from a bag of rotting onions in the summer. You're powerless over money, you can't keep a stable relationship, and you think that you're shit smells like roses. As soon as someone gets to know you, they hate you. You should jump in front of a moving car.

How fucking mean is that lol!i admit i get pretty selfish sometimes but this...jeez!!!

[yoshi]

You are 30% Pure Asshole!

You think people adore you, which makes you an even bigger asshole. Selfishness and vanity are the two qualities that reek from your personality; like the smell from a bag of rotting onions in the summer. You're powerless over money, you can't keep a stable relationship, and you think that you're shit smells like roses. As soon as someone gets to know you, they hate you. You should jump in front of a moving car.

yeahhhh i'm proud of myself

[Shadyluva]

You are 40% Pure Asshole!

You try to keep a strong and confident appearance to conceal the rage of emotions within you but you're really a winy lump of dogshit unfit for social relationships. You can't stand the thought of others having sex, but your porno collection rivals that of most video stores. Do us all a favor, take all of your Prozac, Paxil, Zoloft, Celexa, Luvox, Serzone, Remeron, and Effexor, and trade them in for a GUN to blow your goddamn head off.