Bizzare Hating?

[EminemBase]

He's not funny, at all.

He's not even offensive. I don't get offended by anything in art or comedy etc. but can still appreciate good offensive material, when it's done properly. There needs to be character, aim or theme to the offense or no matter what you say, to any intelligent person... it's flat and as unoffensive as saying nothing at all.

Aside from that, he's one of the worst rappers - Lyrically / technically I've ever heard. I literally consider Vanilla Ice more skilled than him. He also talks instead of rapping. In the exact same way, regardless of beat.

Every single verse is a paraphrase of the same shit, it's not offensive or funny (but wants to be both, I Remember) and it's shit any moron could write. Here, I'll do one...

Ate a puppy and fucked my mother / that bitch should of kept her mouth shut / like my slut of a grandmother (insert scream) / I like to rape females AND she-males / I don't like males / I'm a fat fuck, who eats from garbage pails...

Well that took all of 2 seconds, lets try some more...

Raping is fun like Donkey Kong / I'm the leader of D12 now, now that Honky's gone (sound of him killing Em) / I'm so fucking crazy, I've eaten Slim Shady, and his old lady (laugh here) / Either I'm as fat as fuck, or i'm having a god dam baby! (baby cry)

Bizarre, I'm the nutty one / I'll empty nuts from my nut-sack all up in a slutty bum / I can't jack my dick off right, where's my putty gun? / Insane sexual perversion, I'll gang rape a fucking nun (scream)

And what's even more hilarious is... That LITERALLY takes seconds. And that is absolutely the thing he does (to not much of a better standard) on songs. Which is just shocking, as I'm sure he actually sits down and thinks about it.

That's the kind of shit he writes like, every single fucking time.

He's one of the most talentless people I've ever heard allowed to rap on record. The fact he's in a group with MCs of that calibre is absurd. He's just annoying as fuck and will forever fuck up the legacy of D12 unfairly due to being a fat piece of shit.

He needs to stop sticking his crayons up his nose and eating them, and actually put them to paper to write something worth listening to.

[Sir_Machete']

he's decent, better then lil wayne's new stuff right now

[classthe_king]

^^^^I think that was a little too good for his standards. I've never heard him rhyme like that

[Spirit92]

He's not funny, at all.

He's not even offensive. I don't get offended by anything in art or comedy etc. but can still appreciate good offensive material, when it's done properly. There needs to be character, aim or theme to the offense or no matter what you say, to any intelligent person... it's flat and as unoffensive as saying nothing at all.

Aside from that, he's one of the worst rappers - Lyrically / technically I've ever heard. I literally consider Vanilla Ice more skilled than him. He also talks instead of rapping. In the exact same way, regardless of beat.

Every single verse is a paraphrase of the same shit, it's not offensive or funny (but wants to be both, I Remember) and it's shit any moron could write. Here, I'll do one...

Ate a puppy and fucked my mother / that bitch should of kept her mouth shut / like my slut of a grandmother (insert scream) / I like to rape females AND she-males / I don't like males / I'm a fat fuck, who eats from garbage pails...

Well that took all of 2 seconds, lets try some more...

Raping is fun like Donkey Kong / I'm the leader of D12 now, now that Honky's gone (sound of him killing Em) / I'm so fucking crazy, I've eaten Slim Shady, and his old lady (laugh here) / Either I'm as fat as fuck, or i'm having a god dam baby! (baby cry)

Bizarre, I'm the nutty one / I'll empty nuts from my nut-sack all up in a slutty bum / I can't jack my dick off right, where's my putty gun? / Insane sexual perversion, I'll gang rape a fucking nun (scream)

And what's even more hilarious is... That LITERALLY takes seconds. And that is absolutely the thing he does (to not much of a better standard) on songs. Which is just shocking, as I'm sure he actually sits down and thinks about it.

That's the kind of shit he writes like, every single fucking time.

He's one of the most talentless people I've ever heard allowed to rap on record. The fact he's in a group with MCs of that calibre is absurd. He's just annoying as fuck and will forever fuck up the legacy of D12 unfairly due to being a fat piece of shit.

He needs to stop sticking his crayons up his nose and eating them, and actually put them to paper to write something worth listening to.

[Just Silver]

He's not funny, at all.

He's not even offensive. I don't get offended by anything in art or comedy etc. but can still appreciate good offensive material, when it's done properly. There needs to be character, aim or theme to the offense or no matter what you say, to any intelligent person... it's flat and as unoffensive as saying nothing at all.

Aside from that, he's one of the worst rappers - Lyrically / technically I've ever heard. I literally consider Vanilla Ice more skilled than him. He also talks instead of rapping. In the exact same way, regardless of beat.

Every single verse is a paraphrase of the same shit, it's not offensive or funny (but wants to be both, I Remember) and it's shit any moron could write. Here, I'll do one...

Ate a puppy and fucked my mother / that bitch should of kept her mouth shut / like my slut of a grandmother (insert scream) / I like to rape females AND she-males / I don't like males / I'm a fat fuck, who eats from garbage pails...

Well that took all of 2 seconds, lets try some more...

Raping is fun like Donkey Kong / I'm the leader of D12 now, now that Honky's gone (sound of him killing Em) / I'm so fucking crazy, I've eaten Slim Shady, and his old lady (laugh here) / Either I'm as fat as fuck, or i'm having a god dam baby! (baby cry)

Bizarre, I'm the nutty one / I'll empty nuts from my nut-sack all up in a slutty bum / I can't jack my dick off right, where's my putty gun? / Insane sexual perversion, I'll gang rape a fucking nun (scream)

And what's even more hilarious is... That LITERALLY takes seconds. And that is absolutely the thing he does (to not much of a better standard) on songs. Which is just shocking, as I'm sure he actually sits down and thinks about it.

That's the kind of shit he writes like, every single fucking time.

He's one of the most talentless people I've ever heard allowed to rap on record. The fact he's in a group with MCs of that calibre is absurd. He's just annoying as fuck and will forever fuck up the legacy of D12 unfairly due to being a fat piece of shit.

He needs to stop sticking his crayons up his nose and eating them, and actually put them to paper to write something worth listening to.

[Solace]

he's decent, better then lil wayne that's for sure

Lol no.

[ku53v]

he's decent, better then lil wayne that's for sure

Lol no.

Maybe not, but I enjoy Bizarre more.

[Sir_Machete']

^^^^I think that was a little too good for his standards. I've never heard him rhyme like that

lol there, nicely edited.

[momentisgolden]

Well have heard him ONLY on Eminem's tracks and the change of pace combined with the shock value can be quite hilarious. However, downloaded the mixtape (foodstamps or sumthing) and it was possibly the worst download. EVER. On his own, its quite as pathetic as shown above...

[Atone]

he's got a few tracks on Friday Night At St. Andrews that i like, but i edited all my d12 music to where he aint even on it

[Jaz]

His "sick mind" only relates to people who should probably just be killed on the spot. That being said, Bizarre doesn't actually think the way he raps, it's just a terrible, terrible and unfunny gimmick.


Also, after seeing your forever eminem verse cover.. your words are invalid, lol.

[IVIrIVIurphY]

mabey because "HE LOVES THE BABIES"

[NicoleEM]

Damn i just came across some of Bizzare's videos today,i had no ideea he had so many "singles" from his latest album.Have any of you tried to listen to it?Some songs are actually pretty ok like:
Bizarre -Rock Star
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cub5p1vzkkk
Bizarre ft Tech N9ne - Believer (I really like this one )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f40Rc3q ... re=related
Bizarre - Raps Finest (like this one too,but probably cause the others make Bizzare acceptable lol)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCz7y88AI3M
.Now ,i'm not saying he is a good rapper,his lyrics still sux,but in those they seem to be a bit better(well except rockstar which is obviously meant to be a fun track).Just saying he's an OK dude

[Willy]

Bizarre sucks so bad. The only thing that saved those links were
1. Em's Dancing
2. Tech's Verse
3. Everyone else

[WakeUpShow]

i dont get it tho...he's not even funny