I would want to be a gurl at my school so I could fuck myself

LMAO That is some messed up shit. ANd the thing is i believe u would really want to fuck urself too....LMAO, u egotistical fuck.
Anyway i want to be Eeyore. Dont know why, just a messed up childhood thing. I always loved Eeyore...He is the Master Donkey and I love his dopey voice....LOL thats pretty messed up *runs in shame*