by RKOunion » Dec 24th, '10, 19:57
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LMAO I found this post on IMDB: Season 5 Dexter vs. Season 1 Dexter
Season 5 Dexter opens his eyes. He's laying on top of a table, naked, covered in plastic. In the corner Season 1 Dexter smiles a psycho smile in the shadows. Season 1 Dexter steps out of the shadows.
S5 Dexter: What's going on here? What are you doing?
S1 Dexter: You know what this is.
S5 Dexter: Why me? What have I done?
S1 Dexter: Why you? WHY YOU?!!
Season 1 Dexter laughs
S1 Dexter: Take a look!
S1 Dexter points to the wall. Hanging there is a poster promo for Season 5.
S1 Dexter: Do you know what that is?
S5 Dexter: It's the poster for Season 5.
S1 Dexter: The season that you killed!
S5 Dexter: No it's not true! I admit I've changed, but-
S1 Dexter: Changed?! You've allowed these pathetic emotions to over come you. You've thrown Harry's code out the window. You're a disgrace.
S5 Dexter: It's not my fault. I love Lumen, we have serious sh!t.
Season 1 Dexter makes a sound that sounds like he's about to puke. He presses his fingers to Season 5 Dexter's temple.
S1 Dexter: See there it is. That's exactly what's been killing the show. I never had serious *beep* with anyone. Not with Rita, not with the kids. Do you know why? Because serious *beep* gets in the way. It makes you dumb, less quick, less interesting. You're no different from any other character on TV now, but you use to be......so unique. I use to be so unique. Now you're killing innocents left and right.
S5 Dexter: Liddy had a knife!
S1 Dexter: And Doakes had a gun. But Season 2 Dexter didn't kill him did he? No see Season 2 Dexter was smart, like me. He knew the code. Doakes was an innocent. He didn't let his anger of being trapped get the best of him. He managed to overtake Doakes. You how ever, could have knocked out Liddy, you didn't need to kill him. You didn't need to kill that hillbilly!
S5 Dexter: No please, I'm sorry! I'm sorry don't do this. I'm just in love. I have so much emotions now.
Season 5 Dexter begins to cry like a baby. Tears gush down his face. Season 1 Dexter merely smiles. He looks down at his prey.
S1 Dexter: Goodbye
Season 1 Dexter raises his knife, and plunges it into Season 5 Dexter's chest. Season 5 Dexter is dead. Then out of the shadows, three more figures appear. It is Season 2, 3, and 4 Dexter. They all smile.
S3 Dexter: People use to say I was the worst Dexter. But I was never as pitiful as Season 5 Dexter.
S4 Dexter: So it is done.
S2: Yes it is. Well done Season 1 Dexter. All is right.
Season 1 Dexter smiles that psycho smile. All is right Season 1 Dexter thinks. But for how long?
Suddenly we cut to a factory. Hundreds upon hundreds of posters are being made. We zoom in on one of the posters. It reads: DEXTER SEASON 6