CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[Chilli]

If I could do anything..

If I had the powers of a mystical genie
I'd save the brains of those who listen to Weezy
Tired of hearing computers sing corny punchlines
I'll rearrange the game, put the Kings in the front line
Bored of Billboard's pawns buying the charts
Draw out our broad swords, time that we march
Calling all who hold rhyme in their hearts
Let's band together and silence the sharks

Next topic: South Park

[ilovebender.com]

(Sung to the South Park theme song)

Come on down to Park County I'm sure as hell you would find
*Redneck hillbilly inbred fucks
**Rural places and folks so blind
***To ways of our world we're smart when never
****Fucked up faces Crystal Meth and hardily ever
*****(mumbles) Kenny Kenny, Kenny Kenny,
Kenny Kenny, Kenny Kenny
So come on down to Park County I think it's South Park time

I dunno, I sort of pulled that one outter my ass just now, I know someone can do a better South Park song.

So next topic: South Park

[Willy]

i shout remarks to my mom as i watch south park/
spit gasoline better watch out cuz my mouth sparks/
its now dark this hour's marked i can't wait until something fowl starts/
dick's vasolined ready to fuck some cow parts/
insults stinging like some nouns parked on your back and they're now sharp/
DUH DUH, DUH DUH, DUH DUH, im comin to get you like i'm the loud shark/

next topic: shark attack

[ilovebender.com]

shark attack in water oughter get out now
see a fin comming got people on the beach running
cause' to the shark you are something, a seal,
as it saws gonna bite you like it was called jaws
see the deep blue sea turn red and a great white
that just took your leg

Next topic: TV

[Willy]

i'll make you pause and stutter like a tv freeze
you wanna be me - please you'll need a genie g
oh i sound like a dick? you should hear my weenie speak
all he says is "geeve me beech" and i need to "pee pee queek"

next topic: moth balls

[garycal5326]

got moth balls in my closet, to keep things fresh
they don't keep things fresh, they just made a big mess
all over the place, just to disgrace
my whole home, for God's sake
for all i care moth balls can eat my damn shit
my closet and i, really can't sit
or stand for this, even if we tried
i'll get out of this home and i'm leaving fifty wives


next topic: poland spring water

[Willy]

drinking poland spring water cuz no ones been hotter
stuck the whole one in daugthers left em' swollen n' slaughtered

[dadeem]

ye didnt post a topic on which I need to rhyme ye arse, nah just joking...
I'll make on up.. uhm...

heroes:

I stun you with my power
I kill you with my sword
You are a fuckin coward
I fight like I’m a lord
A lord with some wings, I’ll fly
A sort of kiss off kings no I lie
I shoot my webshooters from the palm of my hand,
I do like Imma doer, from the moment I land

Y'all liked it? I did lol..
sooo the next is...

coffee and cigarettes.

[ilovebender.com]

Coffee and cigarettes
yes, ma' breakfast in college,
a Marlboro Red
an' ma' coffee Black,
takes me back
but I look forward
fore
it's the way fo' sh*t,
from the hills
of Norwood to the
streets of
gay Paris (Gay Paree)
land of coffee, cigarettes
and French b*tches, ha, nah
I just jest, yes,
it's a French Maid,
Madame, or Miss
French girls
coffee
and cigarettes

next topic: magic

[dadeem]

magic? nice....

Casting fireballs at cops
Shoot off their balls n cocks
no one to make me stop
Man this really does rock!
now I cast some lightning like in fable (3)
makin the cops frightning behind the table, wee!
makin them unable to pee
you see

next:
Traffic

[Sam.]

Being trapped in a traffic is like a blind date,
who will make the first move is a mind game,
you move ahead slowly,gettin closer feel corny,
feelin of that one touch get's her all horn-y,
eyes roll for that one spot, the place you must take,
once you hit it right,remember to use the hand break,
if there's no response,try again and wait,
till the patience run out like gas,hit the freeway and escape.

Next Topic: Wallpaper.

[TheRealSlim]

In an increased manic state, I got an empty can of paint/
and scrall layers of pretty stamps and shapes, across MCSam's panicked face/
like wallpaper, I flip these haters, into shitty paper/
and quickly layer, mc's faces, in my empty lair/
so when they diss me scared, the termites are just eating him/
then I rub my crap all over the walls, to give em a shit eating grin!/

Topic: Harry Potter Fans

[I'mShadiest]

Topic: Harry Potter Fans

haha wtf!

Nothing stopping me from dropping these
Harry Potter Stans of the top of water dams
That reminds me, I also got Hermione
The handsome actor but I'm keeping her for the ransom after

Next Topic: Dwarf(s) with learning difficulties

[mdemaz]

Are all the previous rappers I'm deviant and your whacker
walked into a corner store with a spatula and saw papa smurf
shoved a catheter up his ass haha bet it hurt
people will regret they worked when I get home to perth.

[I'mShadiest]

Are all the previous rappers I'm deviant and your whacker
walked into a corner store with a spatula and saw papa smurf
shoved a catheter up his ass haha bet it hurt
people will regret they worked when I get home to perth.

I'm a hit you right back you got me flippin', it was perfect
like that coffee you were sippin', I'm a stir it
I'm heavier than a rock guitar, I'm a rock it
like a missing chocolate bar, where's your topic?

Next Topic: Memory Loss