Devil'sAdvocate Vs. TJ (DA! WINS) (VOTING CLOSED)

[Devil'sAdvocate]

Lets do this

[CorrosionCover]

finally some action ! go go guys

[Devil'sAdvocate]

this is quite not fair,i got an idea thats a nightmare
i might bear,the fact i will abandon you with slight care
sitting on his life chair,bustin out bad bars
im so dirty i can make u see black stars
ur the core of failure,im the rhyme inhaler
whos here to strangle ya,afraid to show yourself
dude u might need some help,a fight in my cage aint a retarded cell
a brood faggot with internet personnel

line 4: dirt/black dust/stars.......... you get it

line 7:cage/cell/fight ............. you get it

[ThomasJ]

DA acts-hard, but he mad-now, 'cause this 'crook' 'bout to beat the District-Attorney
Doing hand-jobs to pics of his dad's-mom, but when I swing he's like "shit-please-don't-hurt-me"!
This guy's a sneaker-head... With a 5 liter-keg of beer, he's on an eating-frenzy
He's gonna "sneak" to the fridge for a piece-of-red-meat. (Don't eat!) [But it's-so-tempting!]
When Ahmad's cooking something, he stirs like crazy 'cause he a mad-rapper
You're atheist? "Back in the day" I could've sworn you were a tad-catholic
You thinking: "This is the death of me", and it is, 'cause my crew, 'we clap'-harder than a loyal-fanbase
You're sick of it, damn-aren't you? You shouldn't have eaten all-that-mayonnaise

1st line : He says "U MAD!!!" all the time, he likes (Crook)ed I, DA=short for Devil'sAdvocate,but it really stands for District Attorney, crook-thief, law vs crime lol
3rd line : He's obsessed with sneakers lol
4th line : Sneaker-guy who sneaks
5th line : His name's Ahmad, when you cook,you stir, Stir Crazy=song by Madd Rapper & Eminem (U MAD!!!)
6th line : He says he's atheist, "Back In The Day" is a song by Christian rapper Ahmad
7th line : Ahmad's (the rapper's) album "The Death Of Me" was released on weCLAP, a record label, hardcore fans clap the hardest at concerts (of course lol)
8th line : Yet another reference to his weight... When you eat a lot of mayonnaise, you feel sick

I suck lol

Good luck!

[dR3]

TJ did great with the personals, so I vote TJ.

[gvdz]

TJ

[Devil'sAdvocate]

oh wow mine was that bad

anw congrats TJ

[IrishShady]

Wait what?

[Atone]

I Vote TJ

[Sekou]

DA all the way, even though he could have come harder.
Wasn't feelin' TJ's flow.

[TheRealSlim]

Definitely DA... NO CONTEST...

TJ barely any of your raps rhymed nor did they make any sense....

I feel this battle was mediocre at best but DA definitely took it...

[ThomasJ]

Definitely DA... NO CONTEST...

TJ barely any of your raps rhymed nor did they make any sense....

I feel this battle was mediocre at best but DA definitely took it...

lulz

[dR3]

TJ barely any of your raps rhymed

They barely rhymed? There are some nice multies in there.

District Attorney -- please don't hurt me
eating frenzy -- it's so tempting
mad rapper -- tad catholic (only these two barely rhymed)
loyal fan base -- all that mayonnaise

nor did they make any sense....

Did you even read his explanations?

[classthe_king]

None of those rhymed lmao

[dR3]

They do, when enunciated.

Or is it just me going crazy?