
And could Michael Jackson pull off that sex scene in 8 Mile with Brittany Murphy? Let's just imagine that for a second... That's right.

On the other hand, could you imagine Eminem pulling off the Thriller dance sequence? Wow. That's probably more disturbing, especially if he was wearing a pink leotard in that video. Wow, my mind is just...fucked up.
Let's just lump them together for now. I'm gonna make a nice mix CD of Eminem's most violent songs coupled with Michael Jackson's most sensual and smooth ones. I'm gonna have orgasms while driving to class.