Devil'sAdvocate Vs. TJ (DA! WINS) (VOTING CLOSED)

[classthe_king]

Welll...

Dis.........trict.....A.......tto...rney
Please.... don't ...hurt... me

Those aren't even the same amount of syllabes. That doesn't rhyme past hurt me and tourney


eating frenzy -- it's so tempting

Frenzy and tempting rhyme but eating and it's so not so much...unless you say it's like some kind of fucking transalvanian or some other weird ass accent.


mad rapper -- tad catholic (only these two barely rhymed)

er and ic do not rhyme at all. That's like saying sir and sick rhyme. They obviously don't.


loyal fan base -- all that mayonnaise

In this one only the aise and base rhyme. Mayonnaise is not pronounced man-aze. It's pronounced may-un-aze. Plus all that and Loyal don't even come close to rhyming.

[ku53v]

Devil'sAdvocate

TJ's verse is probably the worst i've read here

[dR3]

Alright Rob, thanks!

[TheRealSlim]

lolz yeah, none of it rhymed sorry...

[classthe_king]

Alright Rob, thanks!

Are you still butthurt because I called all the mods faggots?

Get over it

[Devil'sAdvocate]

so its a 5-5 till now.

[dR3]

Alright Rob, thanks!

Are you still butthurt because I called all the mods faggots?

Get over it

What? Who said I'm butthurt? I said thanks for the explanation, what's wrong with that?

[Wallace]

Thomas had better content, cuz it was more complex. But, as already said, no rhymin'. On a slow beat I felt it flows kinda bad.
Devil's wrote a easy rhyme, kinda too easy, but flow was on point.

Maybe... I don't know... Thomas, cuz of the bigger effort on writing.

[mdemaz]

DA ripped shit up.

[ThomasJ]

The rhymes are bolded.

this is quite not fair,i got an idea thats a nightmare
i might bear,the fact i will abandon you with slight care
sitting on his life chair,bustin out bad bars
im so dirty i can make u see black stars
ur the core of failure,im the rhyme inhaler
whos here to strangle ya,afraid to show yourself
dude u might need some help,a fight in my cage aint a retarded cell
a brood faggot with internet personnel

DA acts-hard, but he mad-now, 'cause this 'crook' 'bout to beat the District-Attorney
Doing hand-jobs to pics of his dad's-mom, but when I swing he's like "shit-please-don't-hurt-me"!
This guy's a sneaker-head... With a 5 liter-keg of beer, he's on an eating-frenzy
He's gonna "sneak" to the fridge for a piece-of-red-meat. (Don't eat!) [But it's-so-tempting!]
When Ahmad's cooking something, he stirs like crazy 'cause he a mad-rapper
You're atheist? "Back in the day" I could've sworn you were a tad-catholic
You thinking: "This is the death of me", and it is, 'cause my crew, 'we clap'-harder than a loyal-fanbase
You're sick of it, damn-aren't you? You shouldn't have eaten all-that-mayonnaise

[Satire]

You do way too many rhymes that are too slanted lol. In audio shit would be so awkward, let alone text. It's cool to do every once in a while but every other rhyme just makes it seem like it didn't rhyme at all.

[ThomasJ]

You do way too many rhymes that are too slanted lol. In audio shit would be so awkward, let alone text. It's cool to do every once in a while but every other rhyme just makes it seem like it didn't rhyme at all.

This IS text battling, not audio battling.
Literally every text battle verse I've seen so far was structured this way...

[Satire]

You do way too many rhymes that are too slanted lol. In audio shit would be so awkward, let alone text. It's cool to do every once in a while but every other rhyme just makes it seem like it didn't rhyme at all.

This IS text battling, not audio battling.
Literally every text battle verse I've seen so far was structured this way...

That's why I said LET ALONE text. As in if it's awkward in audio battling, it's not going to work at all in text, which is pretty much proven because everyone is asking how it rhymed.

DA acts-hard, but he mad-now, 'cause this 'crook' 'bout to beat the District-Attorney
Doing hand-jobs to pics of his dad's-mom, but when I swing he's like "shit-please-don't-hurt-me"!
This guy's a sneaker-head... With a 5 liter-keg of beer, he's on an eating-frenzy
He's gonna "sneak" to the fridge for a piece-of-red-meat. (Don't eat!) [But it's-so-tempting!]
When Ahmad's cooking something, he stirs like crazy 'cause he a mad-rapper
You're atheist? "Back in the day" I could've sworn you were a tad-catholic
You thinking: "This is the death of me", and it is, 'cause my crew, 'we clap'-harder than a loyal-fanbase
You're sick of it, damn-aren't you? You shouldn't have eaten all-that-mayonnaise (As Class said, this is actually a 3 syllable word, but really, how many people actually spend time to pronounce it out like that)

The bolded letters are words that actually fit the definition of rhyme, italicized are huge reaches of slant rhymes, and the underlined are phrases that shouldn't have had a hyphen in them at all. And with that, I'll vote for TJ for having a more complex verse, but I stand by my point.

[ThomasJ]

Thanks for the vote lol.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

WOW

7-7