Sick jokes

[mdemaz]

What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel?




I'm nuts about you..............
-.-

[rinnie1207]

Why don't tampons get along with each other?

Because they are stuck up cunts.

lmfao

[Rash J]

Those pedo jokes. Funny but so wrong at the same time

[Elision]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sam.]

lol thread.

[mdemaz]

I loled @ Nollie.

[Sam.]

I loled @ Nollie.

yeah ! me too.

[dR3]

What's worse than 5 babies in one trash container?

























One baby in 5 trash containers.

How many babies do you need to paint a wall ?
One, but you have to throw it really hard.

Holy shit...

[Sam.]

[Sam.]

[Just Silver]

Cough.............
I'd tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long...Ahahah ahaha....Ha........

u stole that

[mdemaz]

Omg lololol yeah@1@12!2!2

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost!"

[iain08]

So a seal walks into a club and...

[embm]

Omg lololol yeah@1@12!2!2

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost!"

i like tat 1

[mdemaz]

A very proper man started going into the neighborhood drug store every week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week, he would come in with the same order.

One day, the druggist felt he had to say something to the man.

"Wow! You must have the stamina of a bull. Talk about getting lucky! How on earth do you use that many condoms a week?"

The man looked at him in disgust and said, "I beg your pardon, but I find the whole idea of sex repulsive!"

So, the druggist asked, "Then what do you do with all those condoms?"

The gentleman answered, "I feed them to my poodle and now she poops in little plastic bags."