a dirty joke

by **> Evil _ MoNkEy <** » Apr 1st, '06, 13:42

um...... i donno if ne one has posted this b4.... i checked, but didnt see it.... i heard it on comic veiw, lol

ok.... theres this guy drivin along the road, and he has to take a shit really bad..... so he sees a rest stop and decides to stop by there and use the bathroom real quick. well, he has to go so bad that he runs in and pulls down his pants and sits on the toilet with out checking to see if theres toilet paper on the roll. so, after he got dun, he went to grab sum, but there was nun there. instead, there was a hole in the wall and underneath it was written " there is no toilet paper, but stick two fingers in ur ass and stick them thro here and they will be licked clean by human lips" the guy sees that and says hell no....... but after sitting on the toilet in the middle of nowere for 2 1/2 hours, he figures wat the hell. so he sticks two fingers in his ass and sticks them thro the hole, and there was a guy on the other side with two bricks..... and he smashed them on each side of the dudes fingers. and the dude screamed and instinctively put the fingers in his mouth to suck on them and try to ease the pain. so they got licked clean by human lips after all.

and im sorry if it aint that good...... it was much funnier wen the dude acted it out on comic veiw, lol