Stupidest Lines You've Ever Heard In a Rap Song

[Satire]

"Toast these niggas; poptarts" - Lil' Wayne

"Every time I'm in the club you know I ball; scrotum" - Someone in Young Money

"My momma gave birth to me on a plane, I guess you could say I'm airborne" - CyHi

"You ain't got the skillz to eat a nigga's ass like me" - Canibus

"Hoes on my dick cause I'm pretty like a princess" - Lil' B

"If I slipped, then I'd be slippin'" (Like, no shit?) - Dr. Dre

"fat wallets and big dicks is all I want" - Someone on a Snoop Dogg Song

Toss up between "Flyer Than Swatters", "They'll never ketchup, to all of this energy that I've mustard" & The "Bi-Polar" line in All She Wrote - Eminem

"Fucking magnets. How do they work?" - Insane Clown Posse

[Epidemik]

"I’m the motherfuckin’ boss, overwrite"
"And when I pull up, Vrooom Motorbike"

Niki Minaj - Romans Revenge

[Tomega]

"I’m the motherfuckin’ boss, overwrite"
"And when I pull up, Vrooom Motorbike"

Niki Minaj - Romans Revenge

lol, that should be illegal

[Almostlity]

"I’m the motherfuckin’ boss, overwrite"
"And when I pull up, Vrooom Motorbike"

Niki Minaj - Romans Revenge

whole verse is filled with corny lines like that.. Gotta be one of the worst verses ever, to be honest.

[Rash J]

"I’m the motherfuckin’ boss, overwrite"
"And when I pull up, Vrooom Motorbike"

Niki Minaj - Romans Revenge

Should add that plasma line.

[Almostlity]

How DARE she release this kinda bars, it's embarrasing

[Devil'sAdvocate]

Toast these nikkaz poptarts" - Lil' Wayne

aww man

[ShadyNarkoticz]

thats Drake in Forever .. i think

"Ya'll at the movies wearing blindfoldes, Get It? this means you aint seein' the big picture"
-Royce Da 5'9

No, Drake says "ball, chemo".

And the Royce line would have been good if he didn't have to go "get it?! get it?!".

[Satire]

Turns out the ball;scrotum line was also Nicki Minaj.

[TheGentlePlayer]

"I’m the motherfuckin’ boss, overwrite"
"And when I pull up, Vrooom Motorbike"

Niki Minaj - Romans Revenge

Should add that plasma line.

hang it up, flatscreen
plasma
hey nicki hey nicki, asthma

OH MY FUKING GOD
How is it possible to write such lines?

[MikeNUFC]

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is/I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis"
-Guru, DWYCK

He obviously had the Willis line and needed a filler beforehand. Just chose a really random, shitty one. Still makes me laugh to this day.

[RKOunion]

"I shit on niggas, that's why I rap with a diaper on" - Hopsin

[DƎRDYPK]

"something something about my cranium (not the actual lyrics) swallow mint geranium" - PK

iunno why I said i'd swallow a plant but I did

[KillahBee]

"Nine push-ups, strenghts gone at the 10th one" Nas - Hey Nas

[Satire]

"Nine push-ups, strenghts gone at the 10th one" Nas - Hey Nas

I always wondered why the hell he said that lol.