Stupidest Lines You've Ever Heard In a Rap Song

[Mahmoud48]

"Nine push-ups, strenghts gone at the 10th one" Nas - Hey Nas

I always wondered why the hell he said that lol.

becuz the last one is always the hardest

[KillahBee]

"Nine push-ups, strenghts gone at the 10th one" Nas - Hey Nas

I always wondered why the hell he said that lol.

Haha I know man, thats just embarrassing

"You look so good, I'd suck on your daddy's dick" B.I.G - Me & My Bitch

[Rash J]

i love you like a fat kid loves cake - 50 cent
... you been scooped like ice cream - big daddy kane

[Kevin Paul]

"Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203."
50 Cent

[GenePeer]

"I shit on *****, that's why I rap with a diaper on" - Hopsin

"I shit on myself cause I'm so sick and tired of shitting on everybody else" ~ Weezy

"I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed" ~ Weezy again.

[Sekou]

"I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed" ~ Weezy again.

Oooh shit!


Thanks for making my day!

[Trimss]

i love you like a fat kid loves cake - 50 cent

OMG I laughed so haaaaaaard ahahhahaahha gotta love FIDDY'

"Nine push-ups, strenghts gone at the 10th one" Nas - Hey Nas

Something that is even more embarassing than the line in itself, is that he's saying he can't do more than 10 push ups in a row. lmao

[Mahmoud48]

"i command u to suck my dick and then touch ur mothers saliva glands
come take a glance at my pants cuz it looks like u a faggot with no hands"

i dont get the word play in it

[Fa-Q]

Toss up between "Flyer Than Swatters", "They'll never ketchup, to all of this energy that I've mustard" & The "Bi-Polar" line in All She Wrote - Eminem

Love the swatters line and the ketchup/mustard line...but the bipolar line was....meh

[classthe_king]

Toss up between "Flyer Than Swatters", "They'll never ketchup, to all of this energy that I've mustard" & The "Bi-Polar" line in All She Wrote - Eminem

Love the swatters line and the ketchup/mustard line...but the bipolar line was....meh

lolwut

[DƎRDYPK]

what are swatters?

[shadyboymez]

these are all the same type of lines, i hate this horrible style that young money thinks is actually good:

"I really can't complain, everything is kosher
two thumbs up, Ebert and Roeper" - Drake ''Over''

"swimming in the money come and find me, Nemo,
if i was at the club you know I ball’d, chemo" - Drake ''Forever''

"ok, you aint know shit
it's weezy f baby, like a newborn bitch" Lil Wayne ''Whip It''

"yeah bitch, i be with my dog like Shaggy
and we stay clean but we get dirty like Harry,
flyer than bluebirds, cardinals and canaries
fuck me, im all about oui like Paris" - Lil Wayne ''La La'' big to that one

and lmao at the Nicki Minaj examples. Honestly, i could read the lyrics to any song by any Young Money artist and pick out a bunch of terribly corny lines. I can't believe kids think they have talent.

[dead prez]

Got techniques drippin out my buttcheeks- Biggie

You look so good I'll suck ya daddy's dick- Biggie

"You wouldn't be star if you were thrown by chinese ninjas" Chino Xl

'The only bitch you see inside of my eyes is your reflection'- Chino Xl

"You ain't just wack, you're what wack wants to be when it grows up." Chino Xl

"When you rhyme I'm so bored you could surf on me"- Chino Xl

And a shit load more

[BILI]

i love you like a fat kid loves cake - 50 cent
... you been scooped like ice cream - big daddy kane

50's line is genius not stupid



now this is stupid:

I'm a thumb tack
That you slept on son
Now here I come screaming attack like I just stepped on one

lol screaming attack/a tack! (like he stepped on one)

Thats actually half decent pun.And way better then both 50s.

@DP why are you trying to start shit on purpose

[RKOunion]

Dear Mr. Toilet I'm the shit - Lil wayne