Stupidest Lines You've Ever Heard In a Rap Song

[OMEGA]

have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus.

[Jaz]

This isn't really that stupid, but not worth it's own thread so I'll post it here.

In "I'm Having a Relapse" by Em

He says he lost his valium and is sticking the vaccum nozzle down the bathroom faucet to look for it.

I think the lines go:

Go in the damn broom closet, another Valium, lost it
shovin' the vacuum nozzle down the bathroom faucet

Never noticed it until recently.. but how would you lose a pill in the faucet? Obviously he meant the drain.. but I just feel like that's such a huge flaw now even though it goes with the rhyme schemes.

[shadyboymez]

whoever said "i love you like a fat kid loves cake" is genius needs to go back to school or read a book!

[GenePeer]

This isn't really that stupid, but not worth it's own thread so I'll post it here.

In "I'm Having a Relapse" by Em

He says he lost his valium and is sticking the vaccum nozzle down the bathroom faucet to look for it.

I think the lines go:

Go in the damn broom closet, another Valium, lost it
shovin' the vacuum nozzle down the bathroom faucet

Never noticed it until recently.. but how would you lose a pill in the faucet? Obviously he meant the drain.. but I just feel like that's such a huge flaw now even though it goes with the rhyme schemes.

Em overdosed on the toilet, so he probably took his drugs while on the toilet, and he lost them there (or i might be wrong though)

faucet is the tap. You can't lose anything down a tap. It's still not the stupidest line I've ever heard though...

[classthe_king]

i love you like a fat kid loves cake - 50 cent
... you been scooped like ice cream - big daddy kane

50's line is genius not stupid



now this is stupid:

I'm a thumb tack
That you slept on son
Now here I come screaming attack like I just stepped on one

lol screaming attack/a tack! (like he stepped on one)

Thats actually half decent pun.And way better then both 50s.

@DP why are you trying to start shit on purpose

Cause he's a hater, Those Chino lines are hot and he knows it

[dead prez]

Thats actually half decent pun.And way better then both 50s.

@DP why are you trying to start shit on purpose

How the fuck am I starting shit, if anyone's butthurt that I think those lines are terrible too bad, excuse me for not bringing the cliched Lil Wayne, Drake, Eminem everyone knows are wack. I also mentioned lines from Biggie who's one of my favorite rappers btw, so no I didn't do this to spite anyone or have any ulterior motives if that's what you're thinking.

[shadyboymez]

i always hated the attack/a tack line, i mean how often are people stepping on tacks these days?

[DƎRDYPK]

here I come screaming a nail like Imma fuck you with one...lol swag

[VenomBlackViper]

man yall hating on some good lines, that ninja star line from Chino is funny. a tack & bipolar are both way more clever then some of Ems other punchlines "i'm on my straight grizzly so why would I buy you a gay ass teddy bear bitch you're already bipolar" is pretty good compared to "these haters can make like bees with no stingers and drop dead"
That 50 Cent line was stupid as fuck and I can't believe Biggie said that line about sucking her dads dick.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

i go in like goin -wayne

nikka!

[TheGentlePlayer]

i go in like goin -wayne

nikka!

LOL Jesus Christ...

That's 10000x worse than any Em punch.

That line is so funny

[Master Chief]

i go in like goin -wayne

nikka!

Oh my fucking god. That is literally the funniest line in rap music history along with eat a nikkas' ass line from Canibus.

Wayne

[VenomBlackViper]

"I've got more firearms than burn octopi" - Crooked I

How the fuck do people actually think this is a good line?

"Cocking the heat like there's dicks in the barrel" - Diabolic

"Yours is a seamstress having sex with forrest gump so/sew fucking retarded" - Copywrite

Figured i'd post shitty lines from some of my favorite rappers to even it out.

[jj123]

Got a bill in my mouth like I'm Hilary Rodham- Ali (Grillz)

[VenomBlackViper]

Got a bill in my mouth like I'm Hilary Rodham- Ali (Grillz)

First off, line woulda been better if he replaced Hilary Rodham with Monica Lewinsky.
Even with that put aside still a stupid line though, that line is vague as fuck for anyone, let alone the majority of Nelly's fanbase which are complete morons.