Better metaphorz: Eminem or Jon Lajoie?

[EminemInsider]

I'm going with Lajoie on this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi6Ddd6e ... ture=feedu

His MC Vagina shit blows any punchlines and metaphorz Eminem comes up with out of the water.

"I'm Che Vagina, I liberate girls from oppressive pants"...

"By that I mean I've had sex with a girl on her period, that's right/I don't mind ketchup on my hotdog, as long as the bun is tight"

Listening to Lajoie do his thing, you can see why Eminem is not the GOAT. In order to be the GOAT, you must be good at the metaphorz, and Eminem is an epic fail in this area. All Eminem was ever good at is multis.

Therefore, there are MANY rappers better than him, they just don't get the attention and hype.

[Satire]

Lil B's wordplay > *

Hoes on my dick cause I'm white like Asher Roth

[dead prez]

You got that right Eminem is an epic failure and was never top ten material even in his prime.

Oh and all these mcs >>>>>>>>>>>Eminem who happen to be black, except Dessa who you know who is the token white femcee.

Nas
Zumbi
Ghostface
Prodigy
Andre 3000
Gift of Gab
Jay z
Black Thought
K-os
Gza
Dessa
Mos Def
Common
Lupe Fiasco
Del Tha Funkee Homosapien
Chubb Rock
2pac
Biggie
Doom
One Be Lo
Posdnuos

[EminemInsider]

Jon Lajoie has better punchlines than everyone on your list.

Therefore, Lajoie >>>>>>> all.

[classthe_king]

You're such a faggot

[Satire]

You're such a faggot

Which one of us?

[EminemInsider]

You're such a faggot

8212 posts and counting. Lots of posts make you a good poster.

[Trimss]

Lil B's wordplay > *

Hoes on my dick cause I'm white like Asher Roth

Either i don't get it either he's dumb as fuck. Where's the wordplay?

Jon Lajoie is entertaining to listen, i like him. His stuff is funnier than Lonely island !!

[dead prez]

Jon Lajoie has better punchlines than everyone on your list.

Therefore, Lajoie >>>>>>> all.

Funny considering most of them aren't even punchline or metaphorical mcs Posdnous, Prodigy, Dessa, 2pac, Biggie, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, One Be Lo, K-os. But you're right a black man can never be the best and if you don't consider Eminem or Jon Lajoie the best mcees you're racist.

[classthe_king]

You're such a faggot

8212 posts and counting. Lots of posts make you a good poster.

The fact that you just said that proves my point

[MikeNUFC]

Here's one black man better than Eminem



You've got to hold and give
But do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line
They'll always hit you and hurt you
Defend and attack
Theres only one way to beat them
Get round the back
Catch me if you can
Cos' I'm the England man
And what you're looking at
Is the master plan
We ain't no hooligans
This ain't a football song
Three lions on my chest
I know we can't go wrong

[Satire]

Here's one black man better than Eminem



You've got to hold and give
But do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line
They'll always hit you and hurt you
Defend and attack
Theres only one way to beat them
Get round the back
Catch me if you can
Cos' I'm the England man
And what you're looking at
Is the master plan
We ain't no hooligans
This ain't a football song
Three lions on my chest
I know we can't go wrong

I'm sick of idiot faggots like you who keep hating on Eminem and saying other rappers are better just because you hopped on the Recovery haters bandwagon even though i knowz u LOVED IT AT FIRST . FUCK YOU.

[MikeNUFC]

I'm sick of idiot faggots like you who keep hating on Eminem and saying other rappers are better just because you hopped on the Recovery haters bandwagon even though i knowz u LOVED IT AT FIRST . FUCK YOU.

nah but recovery is wack doe isnt it. he was gd btween 2002 and 2004 isnt it songs like mockingbird and like toy soldiers, shows how maturez he is init i like dat same with not afraid dat is one song from new eminemz i like isnt it but den yu haz wack songs like da love da way u lie init cuz rihanna is on it isnt it. and on fire isnt cuz he aint rappin bout personal tings. and songs like deja vu were he rape in an accent init lolz i ate dat init lol encore is my favourite albumz init cuz i like wen eminem is emotional and it shuwz is variety lol alsos reup was dope init cuz em was angry at not getting da props i liek dat init like in da were back song. he need to rape with 50 cent agen isnt it and not da wack artist like royce da 59 lol like dat crap bad meets evil track dat is crap i dont like da slim shady lp not very good lyricism isnt it. also he need to make song with stat quo his verse on spend some time was dooooope init real deep shit lol same with 50 dat verse was dope "dey introduced 50 dis is tanya, dis is 50" dat is doppppppeeee ass lyricism isnt it also got like da dope delivery and beats init wit a nice chorus. also he shud do song wid n-dibz about losing someone init. cuz n-0dubz did a song call papa and eminem did difficult init combine dem you have doppppe emotional shit wid da best artists isnt it. das what i tink anyways

[Kez]

I love you Mike. No homo.

[Satire]

songs like deja vu were he rape in an accent init lolz

You deserve my name more than I do. That was amazing.