A hip hop traditionalists review of Relapse

[TheGentlePlayer]

who writes a review for an album while hearing it for the first time?

This!

You have to hear and album 2-3 times before you review it

[GenePeer]

After all the shitty reviews I've read, I wondered why the fuck I cared what someone else thought of things I liked. Someone I don't even know! Couldn't answer, so I quit caring... Why do you still care?

[IrishShady]

FAIL review.


Did he just say Zzzzzzzzzzz at Stay Wide Awake????

[EminemBase]

And he calls "Stay Wide Awake" meh? and ZZZZ

His entire basis, like other yawnworthy cunts seems to be subject-matter. Can't be that much of a 'traditionalist' or appreciate the art that much if all he cares about is what Em is talking about.

Relapse is an exhibition in skill, who fucking CARES it's about murder, it's the execution of it. Murder just gives him all the more reason to be descriptive and over the top with it. People who just want him to rap about 'real shit, yah man so I can relate feel me?' are seriously boring cunts.

He'd be lucky if this review was MEH. It's not even that, it's less than meh. it's neh.

[dR3]

“Stay Wide Awake” – Great, another song about murder, and with buzzaws. ZZZZZZZZZ and meh.

Lmaooooooooooooooo...

[mdemaz]

“Stay Wide Awake” – Great, another song about murder, and with buzzaws. ZZZZZZZZZ and meh.

Lmaooooooooooooooo...

I saw that and rofled irl..

[tank2010]

haha he missed out on deja vu, beautiful and underground, he probably wouldve liked them, dickhead

[slimsoxshady]

I agree with some of what he's saying...but he's way too extreme
even for not being that big a fan of Relapse, I'd still rate it about 7/10
and yea, the last 3 tracks are my favorites (not inluding CAB) so he should have finished it

[stillmatic]

I've read reviews from this guy... he's a mad Biggie stan and was hating on 2Pac quite a few years back saying Pac was mad overrated

Fuck him

Wow no.

First off, he was one of Biggie's closest friends, and was with him when Biggie recorded every track. And he's said several times for that reason he's obviously going to have a negative opinion of 'Pac, but even then he's always maintained that Tupac was a legend and that some of his songs demolished their camp.

I think some people here need to recognize that not everyone is into the type of music we are when it comes to Eminem. I think CJ actually represents the non-Eminem fans of hip hop perfectly, because he's not just anti-Eminem for the fuck of it, he simply just can't relate to this style. His review proves it. It's just not in him, and I can respect that.

[Asd-ONE]

90% agree with the critic. I like Insane.

Lol@ u guys gettin all mad and shit. Recovery > Relapse (we all know it)..

[Asd-ONE]

^ Nah

I literally can't decide out of SSLP, MMLP & TES (they are definitely top 3, but what order?)

Then Recovery, then Encore, then Relapse.

[xxTrigger1989xx]

Shitty review

[Sam.]

mehh review.