(Tournament Battle) Master Chief vs. X The Wise

[Satire]

TOURNEY RULES: viewtopic.php?f=26&t=108622

Hello there, Mr. judge/I want Master Chief to get banned

This is my battle verse against "X The Wise".

I'm the best to rhyme, X The Wise expect demise,
You remind me of a J cause getting stressed by Nas,
I'm about to ether you, you are now deep into,
The quickest briefest beef you will ever seep into,
You remind me of Rakim "what the heck, why?"
Cause you about to be blown away by a Tech N9ne,
I aint fucking around the simplest verbals astound you,
So figure this punch out while I rap circles around you,
I've never seen you rap like Rakim's never seen success,
You winning? act like I'm Freddy, get to dreaming less
Defying this? this giant diss'll make you a crying bitch,
Your name is as false as DMX becoming a scientist,
I'm unique cause I possess my own signature style,
Your shit's bland so I suggest you start gitting yours now,
When you freestyle for money, all pedestrians leave
I call you X to the Z's cause your shit gets me to sleep,

vs.

Time to get served from this waiter, callin yourself Master Chief, more like Master-Baiter
i'll catch you out, want to bet?... well lets play the set
i B-balling you uncontrollably, except you wont be falling through the net
use your own stuff against you, bait you into my trap, now bet
haha, you see Chief, call your rap an A grade, but ya wouldn't be persuading
just like your rap grade your lyrics are D-Grading
i'll tell ya why, becuase your raps can't bear the mark of magnificants
since at the moment they seem to bear the mark of my footprints
try to hold on while i haunt you, hold onto the railings but the bars wont support you
im number one in this tourny, you now know that, and Chief i know that too
besides me you can think your the shit, yeah you definitely number two
your lines are bad, reflects upon your life, hopefully you can admit
speaking of reflections, heard you looked in the toilet saw shit but there wasn't shit
yep your shit in this tough bracket, but i know a bracket that cud hurt ya more, ya see
like your birth certificate, or in brackets apology letter from the condom company
now your whole life is behind the bars, prepare for the life setence... strongly.

The other judges are MikeNUFC, Chambers & MC Sam. I'll leave my vote later.

[X The Wise]

Decipher (CC Gave me permission to do it, anyone is, just so you can understand punchlines that's all)

Time to get served from this waiter, callin yourself Master Chief, more like Master-Baiter

Waiters serve dinner, but served as getting owned, Master-Baiter (Masturbaiter).

i'll catch you out, want to bet?... well lets play the set
i B-balling you uncontrollably, except you wont be falling through the net
use your own stuff against you, bait you into my trap, now bet

Catching him out that he isn't smart, 'Balling uncontrollably' is in his signature, but i put b-balling as in basket ball (pretty much bouncing him around), so i caught him in my net, but basket ball the ball goes through the net, get it?. And as in 'now bet', i said at the begining want to bet, just being a lil cheesy.

haha, you see Chief, call your rap an A grade, but ya wouldn't be persuading
just like your rap grade your lyrics are D-Grading

I'm saying his rap is not A grade ' sayin he aint smart' they are D Grade, but just like his lyrics are Degrading, but i put D-Grading for a double meaning.

i'll tell ya why, becuase your raps can't bear the mark of magnificants
since at the moment they seem to bear the mark of my footprints

As it bears the mark of my foot prints basically saying i'm walking all over this rap.

try to hold on while i haunt you, hold onto the railings but the bars wont support you

he's trying to hold on but the bars wont support him, also means bars as in his lines.

im number one in this tourny, you now know that, and Chief i know that too
besides me you can think your the shit, yeah you definitely number two

Besides me he can think he's the shit, so yeah he's definitely number two, but number two means shit, so he thinks he's the shit yes hes definitely number two, you get it?.

your lines are bad, reflects upon your life, hopefully you can admit
speaking of reflections, heard you looked in the toilet saw shit but there wasn't shit

i'm just saying it as if he looked into the reflection of the toilet water and saw shit, basically he's looking at himself i'm saying he's shit, but there wasn't shit in the toilet, so he must of been the shit.

yep your shit in this tough bracket, but i know a bracket that cud hurt ya more, ya see
like your birth certificate, or in brackets apology letter from the condom company

Saying that his birth certificate was an apology from the condom company, just some humor, and as in Brackets for the matches saying this is the toughest one, i also bring up brackets for example what you use in words (like this), if you now get it.

now your whole life is behind the bars, prepare for the life setence... strongly.

Double meaning, first meaning his whole life is behind my powerful lines, and this is now the life setence, and if you've noticed i start my whole rap with a capital letter, then end with a full stop, implying my rap is the life sentence. And the double meaning now his life is behind the bars, such as in prison behind bars, and life sentence, such as when you get arrested and get a life sentence, and as for strongly, mainly just representing my rap, just wanted to be a bit cheesy haha.

[CorrosionCover]

Oh lol that decipher is long.. i thought it would be something like
Line 2 - short explanation

No problem for me tho, i just hope people won't bitch about this .... for the 9 6

[X The Wise]

Oh lol that decipher is long.. i thought it would be something like
Line 2 - short explanation

No problem for me tho, i just hope people won't bitch about this ....

Oh lol if you want to delete it you can, sorry i should of said, it's your choice if you think it's going to be inappropriate then go ahead i'll let you delete it, it is part of the rules after all. I'm all good with it.

[CorrosionCover]

Nah as i've said no problem for me. If others get mad then you may delete it but i hope they will not.

[X The Wise]

Okay if others get mad i'll promise i'll delete it, i don't want to cause anything haha. By the way who is judging it?, i've heard it's class the king or it's either the other judges who were on here.

[X The Wise]

I'm saying his rap is not A grade ' sayin he aint smart' they are D Grade, but just like his lyrics are Degrading, but i put D-Grading for a double meaning.

not many battlers now use wordplay , props man .. that was genius

Thanks very much, tried my best on the rap, hope you like it.

[Master Chief]

Good luck, X

[X The Wise]

Good luck, X

You too, by the way i would like you to Decipher it seems unfair if it's just me doing it. And if you got a problem with it just tell me, i'd happily take it down.

[MikeNUFC]

(3) Punchlines - X The Wise - slightly more complex, didn't think either were outstanding
(3) Personals - Tie - nothing either way, just playing on usernames
(2) Multies - Master Chief - some nice internals as well
(1) Flow - Master Chief - easily, syllables were better lined up, simple flow but easy to pick up
(1) Structure - Master Chief - again easily. X, your structure was all over the place
(1) Vocab/Complex - Master Chief - both were relatively simple, MC less so.
(1) Other - Master Chief - more enterating verse as a whole

6-3 to Master Chief

[X The Wise]

Fair play, i do try and fit everything all at once, so yeah it is a bit bigger, i could probs flow to it, but Chief beats me in flow. 1-0 to Master Chief, or are you the only judge?. I thought i would of got a bit more for some Mutli meanings or so, i didn't know it was just counted by punchlines. I usually go for Lyrics above everything.

[Master Chief]

Good luck, X

You too, by the way i would like you to Decipher it seems unfair if it's just me doing it. And if you got a problem with it just tell me, i'd happily take it down.

Nah, it's alright, I'm too lazy to type in my explanations , all I'm gonna say is that a "J" is a joint and "stressed" is slang for weed for line 2.

Thanks Mike

[Satire]

I'm voting first next time because I fucking hate repeating everything the first guy said but

(3) Punchlines - X The Wise. He was thinking alot more "outside of the box", to be honest. Master Chief's punchlines were all hip hop references.
(3) Personals - There weren't any. I'm not going to argue semantics but I don't consider jabs at each other's avatar or names 'personal'.
(2) Multies - Master Chief, this is obvious.
(1) Flow - Master Chief, the first line in his verse flowed perfectly.
(1) Structure - The second I looked at my post I could tell you Master Chief.
(1) Vocab/Complexity - Master Chief
(1) Other - What the fuck am I supposed to put here? Creativity - Master Chief, I guess.

6-3. Motherfucking NUFC.

[X The Wise]

Oh well, good luck on next round Master Chief. I thought the votes were just lyricism, otherwise i wudda added multi's and more flow. That's what they do on Rapbattles.com, either way good match, congrats.

[CorrosionCover]

Oh yea they do ...