Eminem literally is dead, has been for 4 years

by **FreeSpeech** » Mar 4th, '11, 01:20

Eminem died in 2006/2007, drug OD. Interscope wasn't ready to let that cash cow go, so they found an impersonator. The reason we didn't see Em for a couple years was he was dead, and the impersonator was learning his mannerisms, voice, etc. Wonder why his face shows no emotion at all anymore and looks a lil different than before? The impersonator had a good deal of plastic surgery to look like Em, and it damaged a lot of the tissue. He can make angry expressions when he stretches his face yelling (like in concerts), but it's basically like people who get too much Botox. Wonder why he had the accent/is yelling? To disguise the fact it isn't really Em. The person doing his verses is very talented, but they have ghostwriters (explains the punchlines).

JK, just raising your blood pressure. It'd weird if all this turned out to be true though.

by **slimsoxshady** » Mar 4th, '11, 01:21

it's actually not an impersonator we have now...it's just a robot
ShadyBot

by **buffalo bill** » Mar 4th, '11, 01:23

Lol I just got a "what if it's really true" feeling and got dizzy :unsure:

by **IrishShady** » Mar 4th, '11, 01:24

by **HereHere** » Mar 4th, '11, 01:31

It's the illuminati guys, they planned it all. MJ was gonna release a diss track against the fake Eminem called "Will the REAL Slim Shady Please Stand Up?" so they killed him off. I'm going into hiding now before they backtrace my IP and get me too.

by **Berry** » Mar 4th, '11, 01:33

Wow... you've like, no life.

No leaks & I'm gone. :wave:

by **One Mic** » Mar 4th, '11, 01:42

Same sort of shit that are in these bullshit videos

by **Emadyville** » Mar 4th, '11, 02:27

One Mic wrote:Same sort of shit that are in these bullshit videos

I never saw this so i watched it, and it seemed pretty stupid UNTIL melyssa ford spoke, and then I kinda concluded it had to be true, there was honesty in her voice :coffee:

by **DanWS** » Mar 4th, '11, 02:41

The impersonator wasn't even from America, that's why he had an accent when he first came back on Relapse.

by **slimshadylappin** » Mar 4th, '11, 03:17

DanWS wrote:The impersonator wasn't even from America, that's why he had an accent when he first came back on Relapse.

It all makes sense now.

by **RainMan44** » Mar 4th, '11, 04:12

I've actually thought about this. I don't understand how somebody can change SO much. lol.

by **RainMan44** » Mar 4th, '11, 04:13

DanWS wrote:The impersonator wasn't even from America, that's why he had an accent when he first came back on Relapse.

by **Emadyville** » Mar 4th, '11, 04:17

RainMan44 wrote:I've actually thought about this. I don't understand how somebody can change SO much. lol.

No one does, that's why the only sensible answer is this whole 'impersonation cause he died' concept

by **Oby One** » Mar 4th, '11, 07:57

I was gonna post a serious answer, but then I realised this is Chit-Chat, so...

OMG ITS AN INPERSONATOAR IT ALL MAEKS SENSE NAOO!!!!!!

:coffee:

by **Trimss** » Mar 4th, '11, 13:32

What if Eminem was proof? What if they were the same person? Think of it.
We never saw these two guys together.. Eminem = proof. :shifty:

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