[C.R.E.A.M wins] (Tour't Battle3) C.R.E.A.M vs TheEminemShow

[Sam.]

Read the motherfucking rules here: viewtopic.php?f=26&t=108622

ok .. let me begin

TheEminemShow , stealing names like a teenager's pencil
brackets put you against me i'll shoot you down with a pistol
don't get offended if my rhymes got tougher than usual on this
cause damn this is a tourny i have to be serious for a minute
i blow bitches like a grenade , pull off the fuse and throw me away
regret it later cause i caused a lot of damage in earth & space
you're from england now you wanna battle me with the accent ?
if this was an Audio Battle you be fallin' wit it like dat cracka delvin
trust me , i'ma toss you around and play witcha like i'm in a soccer field
nothing can't protect you from being Dead On Arrival not as fast as a BatMobile
i'm like a punching bag you hit me i bounce and hit ya back dats wat i'm about
after i go HAM on you with rhymes, you gon need the best doctor in the House
man i'm so good at this , i killed you back in bar 1 , i don't need 16 bars
people'll think i'm illuminati based on how fast i gon' finish this with biatch
you wrecked a classic when you did it as your name you so phuckkin'' ignorant
did this verse in 30 minutes you need a ghostwriter and a week to get you here

Punchlines :
1-how teenagers write the names of their favorite artists on their tables
7&8-how most rappers from UK turns people off with their accents
10-Batman's ride
12-Best doctor = Dr. House
14-people accuse good rappers of being Illuminati
15-the name was wrecked when TheEminemShow used it
16-it's true .. i did this in less than 30 minutes

I get into the scheme of things
when it comes to creaming cream
in a battle, he'll be screaming for his sins
so he can redeem himself and pertend its a bad dream
a nightmare, you need a ghostwriter to write your lines
you alright there? you bow down and offer to give a hand, nice
im like jack the ripper, nickin your twentys to snort my lines
rent boys like you get sliced, cuz every faggot pays a price
in this life, its standard to pull out a knife, a pair of nines
or machettes, i'll stab any fucker who dont know the score
and leave them screaming and bleeding to death on the floor
your as fake as them bitches on that show Jersey Shore
no more games, ima finish this where i started, fucking you up
im a nutter, you can call me cold hearted if you want so whatsup?
i oughta end you Italian style and slice you up with a pizza cutter
have you lookin like the joker, and then spread your blood like butter

[Sam.]

(3) Punchlines C.R.E.A.M nothing impressive tho both of em ,just because he had more .
(3) Personals TheEminemShow has real deep one on here, the 7 bar was phewww ,C.R.E.A.M's was good but not that personal enough
(2) Multies TheEminemShow hands down
(1) Flow TheEminemShow again
(1) Structure TheEminemShow 1st 3 bars were small the rest made up for that ,C.R.E.A.M big ass bars ,i call it a tie .
(1) Vocab/Complex C.R.E.A.M had better words in his verse maybe that made the bars too big.
(1) Other n/a
C.R.E.A.M vs. TheEminemShow
4-6

TheEminemShow
not a hot battle .

[X The Wise]

I would go for Cream, his lyricism was better and more on target.

[WakeUpShow]

I'm sorry, I couldn't make it through either of your verses. You both have to step it up. This is not a diss because I am not phenomenal by any stretch of the imagination. But most of the time you both didnt even bother to rhyme.

[Sam.]

I would go for Cream, his lyricism was better and more on target.

yeah he lost in the other categories that was a good drop tho.

[CorrosionCover]

"Double C"... Nice ! I like this xD Thanks dude !

[Drug.Ballad]

lol thanks for the vote
and nice verse cream

and this is my first and last battle, i put my name down (for some reason) and decided to go through with it, writtin verses isnt for me lol

[CorrosionCover]

lol ?

[Drug.Ballad]

thanks man, but im not creative enough and cant write punchlines, think i'll just stick to the flip cypher every now and then.

[Sam.]

thanks man, but im not creative enough and cant write punchlines, think i'll just stick to the flip cypher every now and then.

are you forfeiting this win to cream?

[Drug.Ballad]

thanks man, but im not creative enough and cant write punchlines, think i'll just stick to the flip cypher every now and then.

are you forfeiting this win to cream?

yeah, good luck next round cream

[Sam.]

C.R.E.A.M wins like forced rape.

[Sam.]

^ at least you have a second chance grab it .