Smart Ass Test

[pimpin2ez]

My friend just sent this 2 me and i thought it wuz pretty funny

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)


















First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?


















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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you too! k for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?


Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.

Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....












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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
.Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?











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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?












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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!

[MuNxMuN]

that was pretty good.......I got em all WRONG

[Hunneh_Buns]

I got 4 questions right, except the bonus question

[dub_duce22]

lol damn this aint good for the self esteem ... missed all but 1 =/

[Lil Pimp Tell 'Em]

i missed 'em all.. lmao too fast for me

[misa]

looooooool i only got the math one wrong does that makeme smart

[MuNxMuN]

:'( i missed 'em all.. lmao too fast for me

:shifty: 100%




now wheres my damn goldFishy?!





minus 100%

if u think that 0% u are absolutaly right!!!

atleast i'm not the only one

[MuNxMuN]

Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

I don't know what happened there but I ended up with 7000 and something lmao



Btw, I got ALL of them wrong I guess that's now a suprise for me though

i think you're worse than angie at math

[Christina]

i did right only the math question.....

(and that's couse i've seen this one somewhere before )

and the rest... i'll better not say anything

[*MIRANDA*]

i did pretty good
i only got the first one wrong

[Fi.J.]

man I did all wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rory]

i did pretty ok but the math was kinda hard,i mean how is it not 5000?jeez lol

[yoshi]

i've got 3 right.. lol

[ShadyxOne]

haha.. the marys father thing had me laugh .. i cant believe i didnt see that !!

[MuNxMuN]

i think you're worse than angie at math

why u always gatta bash on me

it's ok angie i just had to say it cause i thought it was funny