best eminem line/ quote

[Fleka]

OMFG!

I just realized he was referring to Lil' Kim

All this time I thought he was talking about Kim, his ex-wife. Wow...

which line?

"Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady
I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady

[IrishShady]

I had to do something like that for school a while ago and this first one was really good for it:

You have enimies? Good, that means you stood up for something!

or

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent, leave that to me.

[IVIrIVIurphY]

if you were really selling coke then what the fuck you stop for dummie? if you slewed some crack you'd mmake a lot more monney than you do from rap

[slimshadylappin]

If you ever feeling mother fucking froggish leap.

I walked in a gun fight with a knife to kill you. And cut you so fast that when your blood spilled it was still blue.

Im sorry there must be a mix up, you want me to fix up lyrics while the president gets his dick sucked.

I used to give a fuck. Now I can give a fuck less
What do I think of success? It sucks! To much press.

Its a sick world we live in these days. For gods sake Slim put down Christopher Reeves legs!

Push me pussy I need a good reason to give this trigger a good squeeze.

I feel like im walking a tight rope without a circus net. Poppin perkesets. Im a nervous wreck. I deserve respect but I work a sweat for a worthless check.

Flip the coin bitch come get destroyed.( The energy he puts into this line )

I shut your lane down, took your spot parked in it to.

Fuck you with a umbrella and open it up well the shits inside you.

Always you can see him lerking in the hallways. Carcasses of caucasian females in his crawl space. (OMFG this line is absolute fucking fire)

My rhyming skills got you climbing hills
I travel through your mind into your spine like siren drills
I'm sliming grills of roaches, with sprayed on disinfectants
Twist the necks of rappers 'til their spinal column disconnects

They make it up theres no such thing like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans.

and my definite favourite. It might be the way he says it but I get shivers and goosebumps when I hear this

I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
I been chewed up, and spit out, and booed off stage

[GTAking33]

and all those who look down on me I'm tearin' down your balcony.

it hurts but I never show
this pain youll never know
if only you could see just how lonely and how cold and frost bit ive become
my backs against the wall
when push come to shove
I just stand up and scream fuck em all.

[Emadyville]

I been through the ringer, but they can do little to the middle finger



Lolnotreally. I just found out today that he refers to THREE fingers in that line. Ring finger, little finger and middle finger. Taha!

holy shit

I wonder if that was on purpose, if so, damn thats dope


well best line for homework...i'm assuming it has to be free of curse words, negative words, etc?

[richard]

'i joke when i say i'm the best in the booth but a lot of truth is said in jest'

love that line.

[VenomBlackViper]

He has entire verses chalk full of quotable


My favoite color is red, like the blood shed
from Kurt Cobain's head, when he shot himself dead

Women all grabbin at my shishkabob
Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve
(I can't stand white people!)

You thought I was livid, now I'm even more so
Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe with an orange robe {*wolf whistle*}
I'm in the fourth row, signin autographs at your show
(Yo can you sign this right here?)

I just remembered that I'm absent minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it

I'm freestylin every verse that I spit
cause I don't even remember the words to my shit (umm, one two)

I told the doc I need a change in sickness
and gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis
Put my LP on your Christmas gift list
You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this

I tried suicide once and I'll try it again
That's why I write songs where I die at the end
Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
and I was wavin it at everybody screamin, "I suck" (I SUCK!!!)

I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd
and yell out loud, "All y'all get the hell out now"
Fuck rap, I'm givin it up y'all, I'm sorry
(But Eminem this is your record release party!)

I'm bored out of my gourd -- so I took a hammer
and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford
Guess I'm just a sick sick bastard
who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain't got it all)
One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage

I wanna make songs all the fellas dub
And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of
So just remember when I bomb your set
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset

Those are all quotables off of Cum On Everybody alone


Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?)
Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!)
Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl
Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, "Fuck the world!"


I think I got a generation brainwashed
to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot (uhh-oh)
Stop they blood flow until they veins clot
I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
Purple haze and acid raindrops
Spike the punch at the party and drink pop (gulp gulp)
Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop

You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you

I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (uh-huh huh)
I like birds, bees, I like people
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful (hehehe)
like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!)

The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
while I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like
cause this is how I am in real life (mm-hmm)
I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (uh-huh)

How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat
when they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet (Huh?)

So bring the money by tonight - cause your wife
said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life (Help me! Help me!)

I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!)

Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better
Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter

Yo.. I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it
(Aww that shit is wack!)
Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit
(What?? That's my shit!)

People don't buy shit no more they just dub it
That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit (Yup, uh huh)

all quotables off of I'm Shady, heres a couple more I like

I'm off my fucking rocker like your grandma tipping over

Who you calling soft
I'm still fresher than you and bitch i'm falling off

I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer

I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late

I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist

Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?

So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her

I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin

You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally

I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono (not relevant but hilarious if you get the reference)

If this is for school on the other hand might wanna find quotables from his TES material and censor the cussing since all my favorite Eminem quotables are crazy shit.

[M+M]

"If you had one shot, one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment would you capture it or just let it slip"

"In my mind I'm a fighter, my heart's a lighter My soul is the fluid, my flow sparks it right up
an arsenic writer, author with arthritis, Carpel-tunnel, Marshal with start shititis"

"The rage I release on a page is like a demon unleashed in a cage. Lunatic, Soon as I hit the stage
My mind is like a fuckin stick of dynamite Once I get behind tha mic its like the wick is lit, you bitches die tonight."

"That's why we sing for these kids that don't have a thing Except for a dream and a fucking rap magazine Who post pinup pictures on their walls all day long Idolize their favorite rappers and know all they songs Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives So they sit and they cry at night, wishing they die Till they throw on a rap record, and they sit and they vibe We're nothing to you, but we're the fuckin shit in they eyes. That's why we sieze the moment, and try to freeze it and own it, Squeeze it and hold it, 'cos we consider these minutes golden."

"I stop the alphabet at S and got it down to a T, I'm sure your bound to agree."

"I showered the slang, simple as A,B,C's, Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with E's."

"see they call me a menace and if the shoe fits I'll wear it But if it don't, then ya'll swallow the truth grin and bear it."

"See I'm a poet to some, a regular modern day Shakespeare, Jesus Christ the King of these Latter Day Saints here To shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me as a monger of hate, Satan and scatter-brained atheist But that ain't the case, see it's a matter of taste We as a people decide if Shady's as bad as they say he is Or is he the ladder, a gateway to escape? Media scapegoat, they can be mad at today."

"I came to save these new generations of babies from parents who failed to raise 'em cause they're lazy."

[the real slim shady]

I been through the ringer, but they can do little to the middle finger



Lolnotreally. I just found out today that he refers to THREE fingers in that line. Ring finger, little finger and middle finger. Taha!

holy shit

I wonder if that was on purpose, if so, damn thats dope


well best line for homework...i'm assuming it has to be free of curse words, negative words, etc?

yeah i should try to use a clean line, but i dont think anyone will mind too much if i put one or two 'rude' words in.. as long as its good it will do

[IrishShady]

yeah i should try to use a clean line, but i dont think anyone will mind too much if i put one or two 'rude' words in.. as long as its good it will do

*cough*usemine*cough*

[Sam.]

'i joke when i say i'm the best in the booth but a lot of truth is said in jest'

love that line.

fucking dope line there .

[the real slim shady]

yeah i should try to use a clean line, but i dont think anyone will mind too much if i put one or two 'rude' words in.. as long as its good it will do

*cough*usemine*cough*

haha i might, but i want to see what else people have yet. I could use more than one i guess

[TRSL]

"Go to war with the Mormons, take a bath with the Catholics
in holy water no wonder they try to hold me under longer
I'm a motherfuckin spiteful, delightful eyeful
The new Ice Cube, motherfuckers hate to like you"

"Call me a faggot cause I hate a pussy"

"No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our own soil
No more psychological warfare, to trick us to thinking that we ain't loyal
If we don't serve our own country, we're patronizing a hero
Look in his eyes its all lies
The stars and stripes, they've been swiped, washed out and wiped
And replaced with his own face, Mosh now or die
If I get sniped tonight you know why,
Cause I told you to fight."

"Soon as a verse starts I eat it at MC's heart
what is he thinking? How not to go against me? Smart.
And its absurd how people hang on every word.
I'll probably never get the props I feel I ever deserve
But I'll never be served my spot is forever reserved
If I ever leave earth that would be the death of me first.
Cause in my heart of hearts I know nothing could ever be worse.
That's why I'm clever when I put together every verse"

[the real slim shady]

"Go to war with the Mormons, take a bath with the Catholics
in holy water no wonder they try to hold me under longer
I'm a motherfuckin spiteful, delightful eyeful
The new Ice Cube, motherfuckers hate to like you"

I was listening to renegade when i saw that and as i read through the quote eminem was saying it.. kinda creepy