"The water that I drank, fucking peas on my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak
So everyday I have at least three stomach aches
Now tell me, what kind of mother would wanna see her
Son grow up to be an under a undera-fuckin'-chiever?
My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either
'What the fuck you sticking gum up under the fucking seat for?
Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffin' ether,
Either that or the mother fuckers been puffing reefer'"
"I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
Till one night he snuck in and said
'We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed'
'But can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?'
'After I fuck you in the butt, get some head, bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid!
The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead"
"Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's fakin' it, I bet you, I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course, unless you object"
"Ah go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head"
"She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well this is called ass rape, and we're shooting the jail scene"
You Relapse haters had to bitch to the point he changed his whole damn flow up for Recovery
No seriously though, it's not that this is lyrically superior to the shit on Recovery, it's just that the rhymes are easier to catch, being at the end of the bars....structured perfectly.
