I'm working on this concept of an ep with comprised of what the rants of crazy people would sound like. This is someone who has done too much of something and is recalling being "abducted" I think some of my references might fly over peoples heads but who knows. Let me know what you guys think! (it's a work in progress so far)
Now where did I put my tin foil bowler derby?
it protects my brains from the alien airwaves
AND bad hairdays
in front of the tv with speed Larry Mo AND Curly
finish my cruller
hurry in the flurry grasping a lint roller firmly
THATS the mic
the stoop is my podium
holding a knife for protection AND a loaded gun
Screaming till I'm breathing heavily
is how I'm preaching, depleting my open lungs
briefing my peeps in the streets of this open symposium
I yelled out, "I've seen them"
their green and lifted me off my feet
abducted by fleets, yeah, thats it
one minute I'm sleeping the next I'm in their spaceship
still clothes so no probes from my nice good friends
standing there I knew this was my childhoods end
He was colored crimson, maybe a shade lighter
with wider tail ends
pointed, not unlike H.R. Gigers aliens
tall and frightening righteous alias, bared a striking resemblance to lucifer
the leader wanted to recruit me for the war against jupiter
"now martians and newcomers, stand up. do not make me repeat this"
"I am not from earth, this is a disguise from my alliance with venus"
suddenly I was facing a whole agency of make believe space marines
but I dodged when they phasered me because of the latency in their laser beams