What Pick-Up Lines Would You Use on Marshall?

by **Satire** » Mar 18th, '11, 00:55

Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem, or do you just remind me of myself? :shifty:

by **Master Chief** » Mar 18th, '11, 01:00

Someone call the Fire Marshall! Eminem has his shirt off again!

EDIT: Wow, that was corny :sweating:

by **HereHere** » Mar 18th, '11, 02:06

I'd floor him with a punchline.
There's so much electricity in the room since you walked in, in other words I'm turned on...like electrical appliances...cause they're turned on....electricity...yeahhhh

by **Satire** » Mar 18th, '11, 02:06

HereHere wrote:There's so much electricity in the room since you walked in, in other words I'm turned on....yeahhhh

Wow.

by **Trimss** » Mar 18th, '11, 03:17

Hey, wanna watch a porn while drinkin' some diet redbull and playing with Donkey Kong?

by **Mahmoud48** » Mar 18th, '11, 03:25

I want ur M&Ms in my mouth while I stroke ur slim dick in the back in such a shady way

Wack!

by **Fleka** » Mar 18th, '11, 06:33

HereHere wrote:I'd floor him with a punchline.
There's so much electricity in the room since you walked in, in other words I'm turned on...like electrical appliances...cause they're turned on....electricity...yeahhhh

by **RainMan44** » Mar 19th, '11, 18:17

I'd give him 2 extension cords.

by **mcZu** » Mar 19th, '11, 18:36

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but didn't you fall off?

by **mcZu** » Mar 19th, '11, 18:45

You know my dick's in your brain, 'cause you're fucked in the head.

by **dolphi** » Mar 19th, '11, 20:00

Wousers, can i make a mess in your trousers?

by **Evan C.** » Mar 19th, '11, 22:13

"I'm so drunk right now I might be able to have sex with Encore playing without vomiting. Wanna find out if I'm right?"

by **StanBase** » Mar 20th, '11, 21:48

I would say something like Haily Jade...I love that name, Love that tattoo...what's that sayin'? "rot in pieces" aww that's great..

nah, that wouldn't work, maybe I'm not phazed, I hang around big stars all day, I don't see what the big deal is anyway, You're just plain ol' Marshall to me...

by **MikeNUFC** » Mar 20th, '11, 21:57

1999 Eminem - You will give a fuck. To me.
2000 Eminem - Fuck me, you faggot. It's ironic, therefore you must do it.
2001 Eminem - I'm the devil. There is such a thing. Now fuck me
2002 Eminem - Your just plain old Marshall to me. Fuck me.
2003 Eminem - Fuck me and have a Valium
2004 Eminem - Fuck me and have 5 Valium
2005 Eminem - Fuck me and have 10 Valium
2006 Eminem - Fuck me and have 15 Valium
2007 Eminem - Fuck me and have 20 Methadone. Don't die in the bathroom or some shit though.
2008 Eminem - Fuck me and have a Valium. Your sober now?! If I beat you at Donkey Kong, fuck me.
2009 Eminem - You were born with a dick in the brain. Have one in the mouth/ass.
2010 Eminem - Fuck me in the ass til the end of life, yeah your gunna do it death

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