"I'm not racist..."

[Satire]

I found these lines lying around on my computer somewhere. This was a piece inspired by a blog post written by the great MikeNUFC.

i'm not racist i just think the blacks are microbes
i'm not racist i just think the japs are psychos
i'm not racist but the spics, i don't like those
i'm not racist i just wear a pair of white robes

i'm not racist i just think that blacks are rude fucks
i'm not racist i just think that jazz & blues sucks
i'm not racist but my favorite klan is ku klux
i'm not racist but i'm not a fan of tupac's

i'm not racist, man, i'm only tryna state facts
i'm not homophobic, i just like to gay bash
i'm not racist but the mexicans evade tax
i'm not racist... but i really fucking hate blacks

This is one of the only times I've ever visited the Creative Writing section and that was only because I saw your name, but holy shit I'm glad I did

The last 2 stanzas were amazing.

[VenomBlackViper]

LMAO
One of the 2 things every rapper is too pussy to do (the other being dissing Tupac & Biggie)

[MikeNUFC]

Hahaha, fuck, I wish I'd thought of doing this.

"i'm not racist but my favorite klan is ku klux"

Brilliant.

[Xray]

Lol? You mean you're scared to admit you are racist incase you get bashed for it.

Yeah, I get it. That was wack tbh.

[ArsheyHaq]

Xray needs a sense of humor.

LOL man, you are becoming the sole reason I keep coming back to this board. Always looking for a new piece by you I can count on you to deliver some great subject-matter-based rhymes.

[Graphic]

i'm not racist i just think that blacks are rude fucks
i'm not racist i just think that jazz & blues sucks
i'm not racist but my favorite klan is ku klux