Eminem lyrics you would change

[RainMan44]

Hey Shadyfreak, Em has said "young kids" on the song Stimulate, so why wouldn't he say it on "The Kids"?

Stimulate, verse 3:

My lyrical content contains subject matter
That sucks up all these fu*ked up young kids

I think he says Em wouldn't say that because on "The Kids" Em is talking about drugs, and young kids don't take drugs.

[Asd-ONE]

Hey Shadyfreak, Em has said "young kids" on the song Stimulate, so why wouldn't he say it on "The Kids"?

Stimulate, verse 3:

My lyrical content contains subject matter
That sucks up all these fu*ked up young kids

I think he says Em wouldn't say that because on "The Kids" Em is talking about drugs, and young kids don't take drugs.

LMAO that's exactly what I said and EminemInfaggot cared to disagree.

[BigBangBazinga]

Problems and congress usually both start with a short 'o' sound and end with the same 'e' sound.

Ruckus usually starts with a short 'u' sound and ends with a 'u' sound, however it has an emphasis on the 's' which is similar to 'Congress.'

Problems/congress definitely rhymes better than Congress/ruckus.

You guys must be foreign or something. Is that why you like Relapse so much, because it has your same accent? LMAO

Problems, Congress. Definitely do not rhyme.
Ruckus, Congress. Way better.

One rhymes the first syllable, one rhymes the second one. And usually the last syllables are the ones to rhyme, retards

You gotta be trolling. How the fuck can you say "Ruckus, Congress" rhymes better than "Problems, Congress".

You gotta be a troll, just gotta be.

[EminemInsider]

Hey Shadyfreak, Em has said "young kids" on the song Stimulate, so why wouldn't he say it on "The Kids"?

Stimulate, verse 3:

My lyrical content contains subject matter
That sucks up all these fu*ked up young kids

I think he says Em wouldn't say that because on "The Kids" Em is talking about drugs, and young kids don't take drugs.

Says who?

A lot of people would say people in their 20's are still "kids." Eminem is speaking to grade school kids (and that's when they do the DARE program, btw) in the song.

[Asd-ONE]

Problems and congress usually both start with a short 'o' sound and end with the same 'e' sound.

Ruckus usually starts with a short 'u' sound and ends with a 'u' sound, however it has an emphasis on the 's' which is similar to 'Congress.'

Problems/congress definitely rhymes better than Congress/ruckus.

You guys must be foreign or something. Is that why you like Relapse so much, because it has your same accent? LMAO

Problems, Congress. Definitely do not rhyme.
Ruckus, Congress. Way better.

One rhymes the first syllable, one rhymes the second one. And usually the last syllables are the ones to rhyme, retards

You gotta be trolling. How the fuck can you say "Ruckus, Congress" rhymes better than "Problems, Congress".

You gotta be a troll, just gotta be.

Just say it in your small head:

Problems.... Congress

Congress has an open "e", the same as "best", "chess", "less", and so on...

Problems on the other hand has a more closed "e", which almost sounds like a "u", in fact rhyming with "plum" (the second syllable obviously, for those who don't know how rhymes work, herppp derpp amadeo), "autumn", and so on...


Meanwhile ruckus, although it's first syllable does not rhyme with "Con" from "congress", therefore not making it a multi, has it's last syllable that rhymes, or at least is more similar, to the open "e" of congress.

The "s" sound the "ruckus" has at the end of the word also helps a lot making it almost rhyme with "congress".

BUT ANYWAYS, that doesn't even matter, and you know why? Because I was discussing that it should rhyme with "OFFICE", and not "congress" (Amadeo herppp derppp).

And "Office, ruckus" rhymes way better than "office, problems".

Not even gonna go into detail of the syllable argument that Herpadeo started otherwise he would have to leave the forum because of the embarassment.

[Master Chief]

^ No.

[EminemInsider]

Just say it in your small head:

Problems.... Congress

Congress has an open "e", the same as "best", "chess", "less", and so on...

Problems on the other hand has a more closed "e", which almost sounds like a "u", in fact rhyming with "plum" (the second syllable obviously, for those who don't know how rhymes work, herppp derpp amadeo), "autumn", and so on...


Meanwhile ruckus, although it's first syllable does not rhyme with "Con" from "congress", therefore not making it a multi, has it's last syllable that rhymes, or at least is more similar, to the open "e" of congress.

The "s" sound the "ruckus" has at the end of the word also helps a lot making it almost rhyme with "congress".

BUT ANYWAYS, that doesn't even matter, and you know why? Because I was discussing that it should rhyme with "OFFICE", and not "congress" (Amadeo herppp derppp).

And "Office, ruckus" rhymes way better than "office, problems".

Not even gonna go into detail of the syllable argument that Herpadeo started otherwise he would have to leave the forum because of the embarassment.

Uh, the first syllables are the ones that are emphasized, genius.

CONgress. PROblems.


CONgress and RUCKus don't rhyme unless you bend the vowel sounds with dialect.

OFFice and RUCKus don't rhyme unless you bend the vowel sounds with dialect.

I guess you want Eminem to put some new emPHAsis on them syLALibles, though.

I must've struck a chord with somebody up in the of-FESS/Cuz con-GRESS keeps tellin me I ain't causin nothin but pro-BLEMSSS


Whitepac, so much spunk!

[Mxracer6y]

"He's fucking had it, he's mad at the whole world/
So go to hell and build a snowman, girl/"

to

"He's fucking had it, he's mad at the whole damn world/
So go to hell and build a snowman, girl/"

I know, it's just one word, but I feel like it would sound a lot better!

Of all the ridiculously stupid changes everyone has been coming up with.... This one actually works, and is by far the best, and the only one that logically makes any sense. Its the only one that sounds like it belongs. It sounds right...

So far, the rest of you guys and your suggestions just don't sound right. AT ALL. (they sound completely elementary, and simply out of place. removing syllables etc.. trust me, 9 times outa 10, eminem had it right the first time, which is why hes eminem and you're not)

[Mxracer6y]

Problems, Congress. Definitely do not rhyme.
Ruckus, Congress. Way better.

One rhymes the first syllable, one rhymes the second one.

It's always helpful for me to know who I am dealing with before I argue with them. A quick look at your post history and I see this:

Mosh

Yes, you think "Mosh" is Eminem's most powerful song.

So now that that's out of the way...

And usually the last syllables are the ones to rhyme, retards

Firstly: It's actually a bit of a reach to even claim the last syllable of "ruckus" and "congress" rhyme, in ANY accent. On the other hand, problem starts with a short "o" sound in most accents and so does "Congress."

Secondly: what do you mean when you say that "usually the last syllables are the ones to rhyme"? The last syllables of what? A multi? By definition, EVERY non-stressed syllable in a multi rhymes, you fucking dipshit. The last syllable isn't the ONLY syllable that is meant to rhyme.

If you mean the "last syllable" of a WORD or PHRASE is usually the one to rhyme (and not the others), you may as well be a fan of novice rappers like Canibus, who rhymes "helium" with "platinum" and other similar examples where only the last syllable rhymes, because he's a moron. And you are a moron for thinking that's a RULE OF THUMB when it comes to writing rhymes.

Does antidisestablishmentarianism rhyme with post-industrial neo-platonic globalism too you dumb bitch?

You're a clown you're not worth my time. Get out of your basement by the way kid

PS: I could destroy you with one post, but as I said you're not worth my time, kid.

Destroy him with text? With bold font and big capital letters? maybe a few exclamation points?

[Mxracer6y]

It isn't them it's YOU you fucking baby
You thought I was gonna rhyme with Shady, didn't ya?

But Encore just didn't have the caliber to match it
I guess enough time just ain't passed yet
Sure, a hundred more years, that shit'll be still tragic
But 8 years later I can still bash it
I was hoarse, looked scary
On valium, on nyquil, a sleeping pill addict


Fuck my last CD, it's too sick for my fans
I'll be damned if I let these fuckers convince me it's trash
So kiss my ass, I spit every rap as if its my last


And to the fans, I've lost all my respect for you...you mad?
You Encore fans are a hot mess
In fact, let's be honest
That last album saaaaailed over your heads
Perhaps them accents hindered the sound
Well that's too bad for all you internet clowns
All I'm tryin'a say is idiotic critics abound

She keeps screamin, she don't want me to sing
"You're makin mommy cry, why is mommy cryin?"
Cuz my voice is so beautiful...
"Daddy, you're lyin
You always say that, you always say this is the last time
But then you pop pills again, and write some whack rhymes"
She's pilin boxes in front of the microphone, tryin'a block it
"Daddy no, don't sing, daddy, no, stop it!"

It seems that in every one of your posts...


you try WAY to hard...


why?

[EminemInsider]

It isn't them it's YOU you fucking baby
You thought I was gonna rhyme with Shady, didn't ya?

But Encore just didn't have the caliber to match it
I guess enough time just ain't passed yet
Sure, a hundred more years, that shit'll be still tragic
But 8 years later I can still bash it
I was hoarse, looked scary
On valium, on nyquil, a sleeping pill addict


Fuck my last CD, it's too sick for my fans
I'll be damned if I let these fuckers convince me it's trash
So kiss my ass, I spit every rap as if its my last


And to the fans, I've lost all my respect for you...you mad?
You Encore fans are a hot mess
In fact, let's be honest
That last album saaaaailed over your heads
Perhaps them accents hindered the sound
Well that's too bad for all you internet clowns
All I'm tryin'a say is idiotic critics abound

She keeps screamin, she don't want me to sing
"You're makin mommy cry, why is mommy cryin?"
Cuz my voice is so beautiful...
"Daddy, you're lyin
You always say that, you always say this is the last time
But then you pop pills again, and write some whack rhymes"
She's pilin boxes in front of the microphone, tryin'a block it
"Daddy no, don't sing, daddy, no, stop it!"

It seems that in every one of your posts...


you try WAY to hard...


why?

Because you're on enough drugs to make Charlie Sheen look like a droopy-eyed, armless child?

[RainMan44]

I'd change

"Tell the critics I'm back and comin', to spit it back in abundance
Hit a fag with onions"

to

"Tell the critics I'm back and comin', to spit it back in abundance
Hit a faggot with onions."

Then "hit a fag with onions/split a bag of Funyuns" doesn't work.

Which is why I left it out

[Mxracer6y]

encore > recovery

Change:

Man first of all I'm a boss, I just wanna get that across

to:

Mxracer6y is the dumbest poster on TRShady and fans as stupid as him make me want to retire

recovery is terrible bro.

its so bad its worse than encore

Great job bringing up something completely irrelevant, and entirely from a different topic in an awful attempt at what? To be funny? Were you trying to be funny? What exactly was it that you were trying to accomplish with that? I have three posts in this topic and none of them have anything do with you, so i cant figure this out...

Is it your homosexual tendencies bursting out as you courageously run to your boyfriends rescue, flexing your big manly e-muscles ? (emineminsider right? I hear that big sexy types like 100 words per min )

Anyways, whatever you were trying to do with that was a complete fail.

[EminemInsider]

"Gay" jokes on the internet are clever and original.

[BILI]

Dont feed the troll