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Eminem lyrics you would change

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Re: Eminem lyrics you would change

Postby RainMan44 » Mar 24th, '11, 02:25

I'd change

"Gotta make them fear you, before you make 'em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you"


to

"Gotta make them fear you, before you make 'em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I'ma rape & kill you."
"This dude doing this interview wants me to spin a few,
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."




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Re: Eminem lyrics you would change

Postby Asd-ONE » Mar 24th, '11, 15:06

RainMan44 wrote:I'd change

"Gotta make them fear you, before you make 'em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you"


to

"Gotta make them fear you, before you make 'em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I'ma rape & kill you."

No :n:
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Re: Eminem lyrics you would change

Postby ArsheyHaq » Mar 24th, '11, 20:28

"Gotta make them fear you, before you make 'em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you"


to

"Gotta make them fear you, before you make 'em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I'ma rape & kill you."

That's fuckin' awesome haha :y: I agree with you completely
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Re: Eminem lyrics you would change

Postby ArsheyHaq » Mar 24th, '11, 20:33

"(He can't say that!) Yes he can, I just did, faggot
Now guess again, better text message your next-of-kin
Tell 'em shit's about to get extra messy, especially when I flex again
And throw a fuckin' lesbian in wet cement"

to

"(He can't say that!) Yes he can, I just did, faggot
Now guess again, cuz me and Elton are the best of friends
so I can throw a fuckin' lesbian into wet cement"

lol Idk, I just feel like there's too many forced/unnecessary rhymes and my version sounds a little more controversial..
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Re: Eminem lyrics you would change

Postby EminemInsider » Mar 26th, '11, 06:16

Asd-ONE wrote:
RainMan44 wrote:I'd change

"Gotta make them fear you, before you make 'em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you"


to

"Gotta make them fear you, before you make 'em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I'ma rape & kill you."

No :n:


Yeah, I wouldn't do it either. "I'ma come and kill you" hits a lot harder than forcing rape in there. Not worth it just for a multi.
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Re: Eminem lyrics you would change

Postby ArsheyHaq » Mar 28th, '11, 00:35

"The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the Grand Canyon
hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstandin'"

to

"The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the Grand Canyon
hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstandin' while eatin' a ham sandwich"

on 'Scary Movies'.. I know it's not really a change, I'm just adding on, but I think it'd make that line all the more sicker! :8)
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Re: Eminem lyrics you would change

Postby EminemInsider » Mar 28th, '11, 13:34

ArsheyHaq wrote:"The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the Grand Canyon
hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstandin'"

to

"The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the Grand Canyon
hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstandin' while eatin' a ham sandwich"

on 'Scary Movies'.. I know it's not really a change, I'm just adding on, but I think it'd make that line all the more sicker! :8)


Would spill over to the next bar and screw up the flow unless it continued even further.
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Re: Eminem lyrics you would change

Postby randomgirl » Mar 31st, '11, 17:46

I wouldn't want to change anything about his verses in "Renegade" becuase they are perfect, but I can't help but think the word "euphamism" would fit somewhere in his first verse. lol
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Re: Eminem lyrics you would change

Postby RainMan44 » Apr 4th, '11, 03:44

Change

"That's why we, seize the moment, try to freeze it and own it
Squeeze it and hold it, cuz we consider these minutes golden."

to

"That's why we're, seizin' the moment, tryna freeze it and own it
Squeeze it and hold it, cuz we consider these minutes golden."


Minor change, and it'll make seizin rhyme with the other 4 multies.
"This dude doing this interview wants me to spin a few,
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."




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Re: Eminem lyrics you would change

Postby ArsheyHaq » Apr 19th, '11, 21:44

In 'Bad Influence' I'd change what Em says:

"But with a lot funnier plot, and people that feel me
Cause I'mma still be the Madd Rapper, whether I got money or not
As long as I'm on pills, and I got plenty of pot
I'll be in a canoe paddlin', makin fun of your yacht"

to

"But with a lot funnier plot, and people that feel me
Cause I'mma still be the Madd Rapper, whether I got money or not
As long as I'm on pills, and I got plenty of pot
I'll be in a canoe paddlin', while I mock one of your yachts"
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Re: Eminem lyrics you would change

Postby RainMan44 » Apr 23rd, '11, 14:59

Change

"Screw the pooch? Ya’ll done raped a pitbull
Fell in love with Shih-tzu,
This missile’s directed directly at you."


To

"Screw the pooch? Ya’ll done raped a pitbull
Fell in love with Shih-tzu,
This missile’s precisely aimed, ready to hit you."
"This dude doing this interview wants me to spin a few,
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."




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Re: Eminem lyrics you would change

Postby Fleka » Apr 28th, '11, 20:02

what the fuck is going on? who the fuck is Norah Jones?
Shady wait a minute, baby, leave the whore alone

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what the fuck is going on? who the fuck is Soulja Boy?
Shady wait a minute, baby, leave the whore alone
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Re: Eminem lyrics you would change

Postby Asd-ONE » Apr 29th, '11, 05:36

ArsheyHaq wrote:In 'Bad Influence' I'd change what Em says:

"But with a lot funnier plot, and people that feel me
Cause I'mma still be the Madd Rapper, whether I got money or not
As long as I'm on pills, and I got plenty of pot
I'll be in a canoe paddlin', makin fun of your yacht"

to

"But with a lot funnier plot, and people that feel me
Cause I'mma still be the Madd Rapper, whether I got money or not
As long as I'm on pills, and I got plenty of pot
I'll be in a canoe paddlin', while I mock one of your yachts"

This is the only good one in this thread tbh.

Two thumbs up for you. :y: :y:
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Re: Eminem lyrics you would change

Postby autotooner » May 1st, '11, 23:15

change:

the underground just spun around, did a 360. Now these kids diss me & act like some big sissies.

to:

the underground just spun around, did a 180. Now these kids hate me & act like some big babies.
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Re: Eminem lyrics you would change

Postby Fleka » May 2nd, '11, 11:41

Jeeeeeeeez, I just thought it`s funny.
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