Man stuck in chair for two years; covered in urine and feces

[Some Guy 7788]

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/03/oh-my-god-3

Ladies and gentlemen of the Internet, I present to you the most disgusting, repulsive local news story I’ve ever been exposed to. A man became FUSED TO HIS CHAIR because he didn’t get up FOR TWO YEARS. Even though he was caked in urine, feces, and MAGGOTS, his housemates didn’t call government officials until the man was unresponsive.


Police said the man’s skin had become attached to the fabric of the chair after he sat in it for two years. Authorities said he was sitting in his own feces and urine and maggots were visible.

Police were called in to help transfer the man to the hospital. Authorities said they had to cut a hole in the wall to get the man out of his home.

Shockingly, two other able-bodied people lived there—another man, who had a separate bedroom, and the girlfriend of the man who was stuck in the chair. Officials say the girlfriend served food to him, since he never got up.

“Honey, come to bed.” “No thanks, I’m good in the chair.”

One officer said it was the worst thing he ever responded to. And most said the worst part of all was the smell.

[Kez]

Dude was on Ponychan. That shit can take up your time.

[mdemaz]

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

[Elision]

See now that guy's got it right.

[classthe_king]

I don't buy it.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

hell no

[iain08]

How the fuck does he have a girlfriend?