Haha wow I can't believe I never posted in this thread.
Aight, so I was like 13. At the time I had really really long hair, it was kind of my emo phase I suppose you could say. That isn't really the point although it's still quite embarrassing to look back on, but yeah. At this time in school I was the joke of the whole year basically, I used to get trolled and pissed off easy as fuck just by people making a joke. Took myself incredibly seriously.
One day I was hangin out with some people when this dude who was a friend before but had got pissed off with me for acting like an emo faggot was giving me shit. Basically it got quite loud, we started arguing and everything, a crowd drew, more people joined in against me. I was basically just shouting at them all to to fuck off. Then, in the worst possible timing I have ever witnessed in my short life, a bird took a shit on my head right then. Everyone started laughing twice as hard and I was like "what the fuck are you all laughing at". Then eventually after a couple minutes some guy went "a bird shit on your head"; obviously I didn't believe him, that timing would be too good to be true. Reflexively, I reached up to my head to check, and there I felt it. Fucking pigeons.
Another pretty good one: two or so years back I was hanging out with my friends. We were just fucking around bored as shit, 17 with no money and couldnt get beer so we used to just hang out in the sun n shit. Anyway to cut a long story short, suddenly they all wrestled me to the ground and ripped one of my shoes off. Then, trying to find something to do with it, they spotted one of these:

Shouldn't be too hard to guess what happened next. In my shoe went. I went nuts on them obviously, cause these things only open inward, so the only way to get it is to open it and reach in to a bin full of dog shit to grab it, and it was really awkward. But then while they were sitting around crying of laughter and I was telling them to get my fucking shoe, this old dude came over walking his dog. And yes, he then made the problem twice as bad by
putting a bag of fresh dog shit in the bin on top of my shoe. If you've ever found something so funny that you laugh but no noise comes out and you can't breathe, that's what my friends were doing at this point. Biggest fuckin facepalm moment ever. Anyway to cut a long story short, they ended up just kicking the bin until everything fell out, then I grabbed my shoe and walked home with one shoe on.
Man I have a thousand of these stories haha, i'm always the one my fucking friends do shit to
