Most Embarrassing Thing That's Happened to You?

[Guess_Who]

cool story bra

oh thanks,I'm glad you liked it.

[Sam.]

cool story bra

oh thanks,I'm glad you liked it.

i had to

[Sla]

On the middle of the road without petrol - that wasn't really funny.

[slimshadylappin]

Lol i got fucking loads. Heres a few

About 2 years ago I was playing co ed basketball in gym glass. The ball is rolling so i reach out to grab it but instead I grab this chick's tit. She fucking screams and yells pervert as loud as she can.

Me and my buddy were just talking while we were walking to school. Now my friends kinda racist and hes making jew jokes. He took it a little to far and made a holocaust joke. Suddenly this old guy comes up from behind and starts ranting at us about his family being torn apart by Nazis. My friend ditches me when i turn around to explain we were just kidding. The old guy grabbed me by the arm and took me too school and talked to the principal about me. I should have just walked away but I didn't know what to do. I was 12 at the time. So all the kids see a old man dragging me into the office calling me a racist.

Last week a gay kid asked me out. I took it bad and told him to fuck off faggot and everybody in the hallway looked at me and I tried to apologize but.. damn it was bad

[BigBangBazinga]

Lol i got fucking loads. Heres a few

About 2 years ago I was playing co ed basketball in gym glass. The ball is rolling so i reach out to grab it but instead I grab this chick's tit. She fucking screams and yells pervert as loud as she can.

Nice

Last week a gay kid asked me out. I took it bad and told him to fuck off faggot and everybody in the hallway looked at me and I tried to apologize but.. damn it was bad

That's not the smartest thing to say

[Guess_Who]

On the middle of the road without petrol - that wasn't really funny.

this is his way of telling us that he has a car.

[Mahmoud48]

Another embarssing moment is when I was taking a trip to DC when I was a freshmen
On the ride back it was getting late so we decided to play truth or dare after a while i felt like I was high, for some reason when I stay up to late outside I do crazy things, on that night I touched a black girls nipples I licked a fat dudes nipple and I kissed a fat girl also I got a hangjob and I was masturbating on the bus so I can get hard for her.... And many more dares I forgot
The point is looking back on it I feel embarassed doing those stuff

[Slimm]

Rofl kez, post more man.

[dead prez]

When my friend asked to use my iphone, and scrolled over to the Safari, right before he opened it, I snatched my iphone right out of his hands. I still had it on TR and I believe I was still logged on, worst of all I think it was a thread where people posting a ton of pony pics. It would have been embarassing as shit to get caught in that thread, he kept asking me what I was trying to hide but I just shook my head repeating, "You wouldn't want to know". So he came up with some illogical conclusion that I was looking at some weird shock site or gay porn, next thing I know, the next morning two of our other friends kept badgering me why I was looking at gay porn even though I wasn't. It was pretty bad actually, I almost had a fight with my friend if he didn't quit spreading retarded rumors that were obviously false.

Another one, was when it was about a day before I was supposed to fight some kid in my school, and it was before Football practice, everyone started questioning me when the fight was happening and where. It was annoying as shit, but it was kinda funny. One kid took some random microphone and started interrogating me shouting when it would happen, I just went along. Soon a riot broke out (well not really) and everyone started screaming, I believed I was also hyped as well, evident by the fact that I sent a barrage of punches towards my locker, and before I knew it my knuckles were bleeding profusely. This was all pre practice btw, not to mention we were already late, and the coaches started getting pissed at why we were taking so long to get ready, I just went home and skipped practice that day. Cause I knew we'd be punished if they found out what happened, so I guess it was better for the team if I left practice instead.

[Master Chief]

When my friend asked to use my iphone, and scrolled over to the Safari, right before he opened it, I snatched my iphone right out of his hands. I still had it on TR and I believe I was still logged on, worst of all I think it was a thread where people posting a ton of pony pics. It would have been embarassing as shit to get caught in that thread, he kept asking me what I was trying to hide but I just shook my head repeating, "You wouldn't want to know". So he came up with some illogical conclusion that I was looking at some weird shock site or gay porn, next thing I know, the next morning two of our other friends kept badgering me why I was looking at gay porn even though I wasn't. It was pretty bad actually, I almost had a fight with my friend if he didn't quit spreading retarded rumors that were obviously false.

Another one, was when it was about a day before I was supposed to fight some kid in my school, and it was before Football practice, everyone started questioning me when the fight was happening and where. It was annoying as shit, but it was kinda funny. One kid took some random microphone and started interrogating me shouting when it would happen, I just went along. Soon a riot broke out (well not really) and everyone started screaming, I believed I was also hyped as well, evident by the fact that I sent a barrage of punches towards my locker, and before I knew it my knuckles were bleeding profusely. This was all pre practice btw, not to mention we were already late, and the coaches started getting pissed at why we were taking so long to get ready, I just went home and skipped practice that day. Cause I knew we'd be punished if they found out what happened, so I guess it was better for the team if I left practice instead.

You're embarassed of us?

[dead prez]

It was in a pony thread, and it's not like I discuss this site with my friends. None of them know I have an account here, and I plan for it to stay that way.

[Master Chief]

It was in a pony thread, and it's not like I discuss this site with my friends. None of them know I have an account here, and I plan for it to stay that way.

I mean, yeah. I've only discussed the site with one friend who is a fellow stan and a Hip Hop lover. The rest of my circle found out but they don't see anything unusual about it.

Btw, I'll post something embarassing tomorrow. I have some interesting stories

[dead prez]

I would never tell my friends I post in a message board, regardless of what it's dedicated to, and I doubt any of them have accounts on message boards either, at least I don't think so.

And lemme guess, your story is about you kissing you guy, no need to tell us that, we already know you're gay.

[Master Chief]

I would never tell my friends I post in a message board, regardless of what it's dedicated to, and I doubt any of them have accounts on message boards either, at least I don't think so.

And lemme guess, your story is about you kissing you guy, no need to tell us that, we already know you're gay.

Pussy-ass n.igga.

No, you little queer. Just watch.

[_Steven_]

*Cracks knuckles*

So I wake up in this house at 6 am and everyone is asleep. We had partied at this chick's house and now everyone was passed out on couches and beds. I go to use the bathroom cause beer upsets my stomach sometimes. So I finish up and flush, fuck. Toilet clogs and overflows. All over the bathroom floor and rug. I wash it up with a towel. Took like 20 minutes. I stuff the towel in a empty beer case covered in residue and bail out into a fuckin blizzard to walk home.

They do some Sherlock shit trying to figure out who it was. I was so embarrassed I blamed it on an underclassman and got away with it. I feel bad for him....not