xnoxiousx wrote:Any one who thinks we made you is good song or better than crack a bottle is just wow....
Really?
Now pop a little Zantax or
antacid if you canYou're ready to tackle any
task that is at handHow does it feel: Is it
fantastic, is it grand?Well look at all the massive
masses in the standsShady man, no, don't
massacre the fansDamn, I think Kim
Kardashian's a man She stomped him, just 'cause he
asked to put his handsOn her massive, gluteus
maximus againSqueeze it and squash it and
pass it to a friend Can he come back as
nasty as he can?
Yes he can, Cam, don't
ask me this againHe does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay, please come back to seein' men
Samantha's a two, you're
practically a tenI know you want me girl, in
fact I see a grin!Sorry Portia, but what's
Ellen DeGeneresHave that I don't? Are you
tellin' me tenderness?You think that's bad, you should hear the
rest of my albumNever has their been such
finesse and nostalgiaMan Cash, I don't mean to
mess with ya gal, butJessica Alba, put her
breasts in my mouth, bruhWowzers! I just made a
mess in my trousersAnd they wonder why I keep
dressing like Elvis 
"This dude doing this interview wants me to spin a few,
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT