by EminemInsider » Apr 28th, '11, 08:06
Brain Damage and Rock Bottom, pretty much everything. Sing For the Moment, too. And Lose Yourself. Can't even isolate great sections from those because I'd basically post the whole thing.
However:
There's new rules, it's cool if it's helpin you to get through
It's 12 noon, ain't no harm in self-inducin a snooze
What else is new? Fuck it, what would Elvis do in your shoes?
You and your husband have a fight
One of you tries to grab a knife
And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced
And while this is going on
The son has woke up
And he walks in, she panics, and he gets his throat cut
So now they're both dead, and you slash your own throat
So now it's double homicide and suicide, with no note
On the count of "free"
One, two, free...weeeeee
There goes momma, spwashin in the wata
No more fightin with dad, no more restraining orda
No more new step-dad, no more new bro-ba
Blow 'em kisses goodbye, tell mommy you wuv her
We'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk