Thankfully, Eminem is a big, muscular, tough guy, and could kick a lot of people's ass in a fight.
Ja Rule: Eminem is big and powerful, so Ja Rule's height would be too much of a liability. I liken this fight to Mike Tyson in his prime going against...I dunno, a mouse? Em wins.
Benzino: Eminem said he could strangle this punk ass little pussy's puny neck. I believe him. Winner? Em.
Fred Durst and DJ Lethal: Eminem would not say he was going to "swing on you" if he didn't MEAN IT. Eminem is mean, but he also knows how to honor a promise. DJ Lethal got his ass beat. Em...duh, winning!
There are a few others, and this really helps Em's case as the GOAT. But what cements it is he's hard and from the streets. He will sell you drugs, and I respect that. And he ain't gotta resort to selling 'em to his mom like that faggot Jay-Z. Em's mom gets her drugs from other niggas, which shows you Em is for real.
Em's been through a lot of shit. His life is worse than yours and this means he is better than you. Only one who has had a worse life is Cage. So Cage is maybe a little better than Em, but I still respect that Em's been through tons of shit that would have made others commit suicide. He's still a virgin, he has depression and all kinds of mental problems, he grew up dirt poor and had to sell drugs, he got his ass beat until he learned how to fight, he got raped repeatedly by both relatives and prison inmates, and he's awkward in social situations and gets made fun of.
How can you not be impressed by how much his life sucks? He's got his cred.
I envy people who have lives as incredibly shitty as that, I really do. Wish I could get molested by my uncle.
