[Discussion] Fastest Way to Kill Yourself with the following

[Elision]

Interesting thread on a different thread I post on, basically come up with the most efficient way/ways to seize your own existence with the following 3 items:

1. Sewing Needle
2. Car Keys
4. Flashlight

[Fleka]

1. Sewing Needle
2. Car Keys
4. Flashlight

Take one of those things, hold it in your hand and jump off a real tall building.

[Drug.Ballad]

1. Sewing Needle
2. Car Keys
4. Flashlight

Driving your car off a bridge cuz you was busy sewing a jumper in the dark.

[Fleka]

1. Sewing Needle
2. Car Keys
4. Flashlight

Driving your car off a bridge cuz you was busy sewing a jumper in the dark.

[B.A.D.]

1. Sewing Needle
2. Car Keys
4. Flashlight

Take one of those things, hold it in your hand and jump off a real tall building.

seriously, I think I've grown tired of the smart ass responses people tend to do on this forum...

[Atone]

put a sewing deedle to your throat and slam it in

car keys.....fuck i dunno

flashlight.....if u can die by flashlight i hate being part blind even more now

[Fleka]

1. Sewing Needle
2. Car Keys
4. Flashlight

Take one of those things, hold it in your hand and jump off a real tall building.

seriously, I think I've grown tired of the smart ass responses people tend to do on this forum...

I know, I hate those pricks too.

[Elision]

Swallow the car keys?

And definitely something with the flashlight batteries

[Elision]

Remove the flashlight batteries.

Take your car keys off the key rings and fit the batteries into the rings so they stay in place.

Stick the sewing needle in the middle of the batteries.

Swallow.

damn geno

[Blu]

Interesting thread on a different thread I post on, basically come up with the most efficient way/ways to seize your own existence with the following 3 items:

1. Sewing Needle
2. Car Keys
4. Flashlight

1. Slit your throat
2. Slit your throat
3. Beat your self up with it? I dunno.

[Elision]

1. Slit your throat
2. Slit your throat

How does one go about slitting their throat with a needing and/or car keys?

[Master_Percussionist]

If the flashlight is a Mag light you could just tell someone to hit you in the head with it. Nothing against assisted suicide.

Sewing needle, sever the femoral artery along the inner thigh and you can bleed out in 2 minutes.

Car keys... I suspect swallowing or the same as above.

[Blu]

Remove the flashlight batteries.

Take your car keys off the key rings and fit the batteries into the rings so they stay in place.

Stick the sewing needle in the middle of the batteries.

Swallow.

damn geno

I like this game lol.

List new items?

Stapler, Soda can, and a match.

[Elision]

Stapler, Soda can, and a match.

Stapler (assuming it has staples loaded) - Open it up, take the stick of staples, swallow.

Soda Can - This ones easy, bend it enough until you get a nice sharp edge, then proceed to use it as a razor.

Match - Set your shoe laces on fire, followed by carefully creating a larger fire with your clothes, followed by putting yourself in it.

[GenePeer]

Match - Set your shoe laces on fire, followed by carefully creating a larger fire with your clothes, followed by putting yourself in it.

Why not do it while wearing them?