If You Were Eminem

[BigBoss]

I'd get back to writing good lyrics. I'd improve my flow/voice. I'd keep going to see a counsellor every week. I'd keep rapping to Dre/Just Blaze/Mr Porter beats. I'd stop drinking Red Bull/ice tea (not a fan) but I'd still drink diet coke. I would stop doing commercials for Red Bull and ice tea. I would drop Slaughterhouse and Yelawolf from Shady Records. I would diss Canibus.

I would sign Copywrite. I would stop listening to fans on the Internet. I would never ever rap on a boi 1-da beat again. I would stop accepting offers from hacks like Lil Wayne/Kanye to collaborate. I'd stop singing on choruses and go back to rapping choruses.

someone is angry at life LOL

How is that angry, you stupid moderator?

[Slim Fiasco]

2. On that note, I'd have all "my" videos redone in HD and release the collection on Blu-ray.

3. I'd try to get the main character in the next GTA game. Considering I'm the most popular person alive, this could only bring them more money so why not.

4. I'd try to get a role in The Hobbit. (Eminem an elf, anybody? lol)

Sell out material, for sure.

I wouldn't do it for the money though.

[JasonOne99]

I would stop listening to fans on the Internet.

How do you know if he even does that?

[MikeNUFC]

I'd not queue for large bowls of fruit cocktails, in other words, I'd not do punchlines.

[Guess_Who]

by the title I was expecting that this was a troll thread tbh ...

[Slim Fiasco]

Nah, there is zero chance for me to start trolling.

[Alex2012]

If I were Eminem, I will get married to a French woman because they are more sexy, more beautiful and more intelligent than the others.

I'll stop the rap, and I'll buy a bakery.

[Sla]

If I were Eminem, I will get married to a French woman because they are more sexy, more beautiful and more intelligent than the others.

Nice way to tell us something.

[Alex2012]

If I were Eminem, I will get married to a French woman because they are more sexy, more beautiful and more intelligent than the others.

Nice way to tell us something.

[Guess_Who]

If I were Eminem, I will get married to a French woman because they are more sexy, more beautiful and more intelligent than the others.

but before he came to France,he would make a stop in Spain and I would make him change his mind

with the few women who are in this forum, better not to fight,we must be united

[Alex2012]

I usually don't share, but I'll make an exception for you, I will send him to you for the holidays !

[vivaldiwasasellout]

I usually don't share, but I'll make an exception for you, I will send him to you for the holidays !

J'en veux bien une part moi aussi!

I propose a rotation

[Alex2012]

It's possible, that depends on your geographical position. Haha!!!

[BigBoss]

If I was really eminem I would run inside an orphanage and beat little babys with back of oranges

[Blu]

Alright.. if I were Eminem.. hmm..

I would marry a random girl off the street.
Slit her throat.
Say in a magazine I've gone ape shit.
Dye my hair blonde.
Take some pills to make me look 30 years younger.
Blow up a hospital.
Make a sex tape with Rihanna, & Skylar Grey and release to public.
Put Dre in my trunk and blast Detox while I'm cruisin'.
Take n00d pics.
Get high as fuck.
Rape some innocent 14 year old.
Stick my penis in Nicki Minaj's anus.

The list goes on..