The ¡OFFICIAL! Ask Mastire A Question Thread?

[Master Chief]

^ Clever.

But, are you gonna answer the question or is you shook, n.igga?

[Satire]

Mastire:

how does it feel to reach "The Goal" ?

You know the feeling of trying to commit suicide but just as soon as you jump off of the bunk-bed you have second thoughts about it? However, thankfully the belt breaks, then after that you grow up to become a famous rapper even though it feels like your original self died with that belt? That's how it feels right now.

Next like a text with an N instead.

[Blu]

Dear Mastire,
Would you rather be anally raped by the Devil for an hour, or have your most hated member on this forums turn into an admin and ban you. PERMANENTLY.

[VenomBlackViper]

Dear Mastire,
Would you rather be anally raped by the Devil for an hour, or have your most hated member on this forums turn into an admin and ban you. PERMANENTLY.

whoa whoa whoa whoa...... WHOA!!!! hold up a fucking minute. What in the blue fuck makes you think that I would anally rape another man, that's more in Jesus's line of work.

[Blu]

Dear Mastire,
Would you rather be anally raped by the Devil for an hour, or have your most hated member on this forums turn into an admin and ban you. PERMANENTLY.

whoa whoa whoa whoa...... WHOA!!!! hold up a fucking minute. What in the blue fuck makes you think that I would anally rape another man, that's more in Jesus's line of work.

Oh c'mon Venom! Take one for the team? Please?

[Satire]

Dear Mastire,
Would you rather be anally raped by the Devil for an hour, or have your most hated member on this forums turn into an admin and ban you. PERMANENTLY.

Honestly, I would rather be banned. Getting raped by the Devil is lethal like Mac and also like Mac having it happen to you is an experience that you are not likely to ever forget, where as I'd get over getting banned from this place a couple days after I realized it tbh. My least favorite member here is probably some Stan I wouldn't even know existed, so yeah, having this happen isn't really an impacting experience.

Your turn, Royce.

[slimshadylappin]

Who is more likely to become a mod

MC
Dead Prez
Free Speech

[Satire]

Who is more likely to become a mod

MC
Dead Prez
Free Speech

Who is this addressed to? You have to be specific now that we're not only the first Question thread to reach 15 pages, but also the first Question thread to be ran by two members

[VenomBlackViper]

Who is more likely to become a mod

MC
Dead Prez
Free Speech

Who is this addressed to? You have to be specific now that we're not only the first Question thread to reach 15 pages, but also the first Question thread to be ran by two members

Well if MC is on the list of people he's asking about then obviously he's asking you uhhh durrrrr

P.S. vote for Not Afraid in the Recovery elimination game inb4 Guess_Who sees this

[Satire]

It's funny that you said that because I just did lolz. And I don't care about the implications, we have procedures in this Question Thread

[ThomasAguanis]

Are either of you upset tonight?

[VenomBlackViper]

It's funny that you said that because I just did lolz. And I don't care about the implications, we have procedures in this Question Thread

I see you used the tongue smiley after I did, biter
Fuck the procedures who needs those when you've got Logic & Alcohol. (good album name huh?)

[Master Chief]

Dear Mastire,
Would you rather be anally raped by the Devil for an hour, or have your most hated member on this forums turn into an admin and ban you. PERMANENTLY.

VenomBlackViper is a good looking fella. I'm an idiot. I doubt he's well endowed because he's Asian according to the rumor mill. So... I doubt I would feel the "rape" so I guess I would pick the rape. Plus, I do have MJOLNIR Mark VI Armor so his dick would just bend and break off. While, this site is cool and my pride would be beyond hurt if Sla banned me. I would have to kill the guy to feel happy with myself and jail is not a good place. I'd probably get raped even more there but then again that would mean more breaking and bending of penises so

Trust me, I'm as live as it gets! BOOM! on to the next question --->

[Satire]

Are either of you upset tonight?

Not at all, I'm actually feeling really chill right now, listening to Brother Ali. Still, I'm more nervous than upset.

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[VenomBlackViper]

Dear Mastire,
Would you rather be anally raped by the Devil for an hour, or have your most hated member on this forums turn into an admin and ban you. PERMANENTLY.

VenomBlackViper is a good looking fella. I'm an idiot. I doubt he's well endowed because he's Asian according to the rumor mill. So... I doubt I would feel the "rape" so I guess I would pick the rape. Plus, I do have MJOLNIR Mark VI Armor so his dick would just bend and break off. While, this site is cool and my pride would be beyond hurt if Sla banned me. I would have to kill the guy to feel happy with myself and jail is not a good place. I'd probably get raped even more there but then again that would mean more breaking and bending of penises so

Trust me, I'm as live as it gets! BOOM! on to the next question --->

Let me kill those rumors right now, i'm Italian & Arabian. But now I know why you like diction & Satire so much.