The ¡OFFICIAL! Ask Mastire A Question Thread?

[VenomBlackViper]

>Obviously edits in extra things to make it look like I failed because he's angry that he was unable to do what I could.

[Satire]

Because I came on this site to build an image similar to dead prez's except a lot less contentious (Which is why I sympathized with him so much when he was pissing everyone off). TRShady was a pretty boring experience at first, so I forgot why I continued even after that but somewhere along the way I mellowed out and just started coming on this site for news and to practice Photoshop (which I'm still not good at), posting very rarely and then I left to chase something/someone, only to come back as the Satire you know me as now.

Or it could be because I'm Relapse.LP.

Or it could be because I was trolling.

Hm.

[Master Chief]

>Obviously edits in extra things to make it look like I failed because he's angry that he was unable to do what I could.

>Says 2 edits under original post.
> loses.

Because I came on this site to build an image similar to dead prez's except a lot less contentious (Which is why I sympathized with him so much when he was pissing everyone off). TRShady was a pretty boring experience at first, so I forgot why I continued even after that but somewhere along the way I mellowed out and just started coming on this site for news and to practice Photoshop (which I'm still not good at), posting very rarely and then I left to chase something/someone, only to come back as the Satire you know me as now.

Or it could be because I'm Relapse.LP.

Or it could be because I was trolling.

Hm.

Chase what/who?

[VenomBlackViper]

Satire do you believe you could top your Criminal sig?

Would you be open to trying by making me a new sig?

[ThomasJ]

Master Chief: My keyboard is filthy. Will you clean it for me?

Satire: I have a huge bug in the bathroom. Will you kill it for me?

[Satire]

A question that can't be answered even if I had the choice, Chief.

[VenomBlackViper]

Chief: If we were to team up what would our team name be?

[Master Chief]

A question that can't be answered even if I had the choice, Chief.

If you ever need someone to talk to. You got me

Master Chief: My keyboard is filthy. Will you clean it for me?

No but I can spit in your face, you fucking faiggot.

[Satire]

Satire do you believe you could top your Criminal sig?

Would you be open to trying by making me a new sig?

I honestly don't like that sig as much as some people seem to think. I thought the Cinderella Man sig was better.

I would be but it would have to be after I crossed the finish line with Menzo & MC's sigs too.

@Thomas I have 5000 bugs crawling out of my lungs right now, can we make out so you can suck them out of me and call it exchange?

[VenomBlackViper]

Satire: Why are you putting off making sigs until the forum is flooded with your creations?

[Master Chief]

Chief: If we were to team up what would our team name be?

Master Viper?
Masviper?
Venom Chief?
Venomster?
Blackster Chief
Master Bliper?

So many options...

[Master Chief]

Well, I'm going to bed now.................

Goodnight

[Satire]

Satire: Why are you putting off making sigs until the forum is flooded with your creations?

When I first started graphics that was the case on this forum. I have this phase thing with Graphics and it's probably why I don't improve with them much. I usually start a huge sigs grind every 2 months or so because I really start feeling it and then just stop for a long period of time. I'm going to try to make an attempt at MC's tonight and if I get into it it'll happen.

[ThomasJ]

Master Chief: Is there any reason as to why you are so hostile towards me?

Satire: Sure!

[VenomBlackViper]

I like Master Viper the best.

Satire get that sig shit started

Master Chief & Satire: Do you prefer smoking (weed) or drinking?