Favorite Quotes Thread

[Master_Percussionist]

"If the brain were simple enough for us to understand it, we would be too simple to understand it" -Ken Hill

[Master Chief]

Why is this in The Afterparty?

[Master_Percussionist]

"Because that's where I posted it bitch" - Me

[Master Chief]

"N.igga please" - Black people across the globe.

[classthe_king]

That's an amazing quote...

[12characters]

I'm your huckleberry.
-Doc Holiday

[Willy]

"Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it."

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."

"Alright, time's up lets do this, Leroy Jenkins!"

"I am the pwnage, bitches."

"I joke when I say I'm the best in the booth, but a lot of truth is said in jest."

"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake."

"Fuck, shit ass, bitch cunt, shooba dee doo wap"

"Genius hits a target no one else can see."

[Guess_Who]

My fave:

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."John Lennon


others:

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." James Dean

[dead prez]

What you think I rap for, to push a fucking Rav 4?

[Elision]

I'm Soul Khan you silly bitch, who the fuck are you!?

3:50

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6S0kXf0Uxs

[flyingmonkey10]

Scarface has plenty of fantastic quotes

Samuel L. Jackson
"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH TO YOU?"
"THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"

There is no spoon.

"Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night." - Eminem

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything" -Tyler Durden, Fight Club

"Fuck yo couch n*gga!" - Dave Chappelle

[ThomasAguanis]

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"- George Carlin

[foll3]

Paraphrase: "some men bet on horses an dogs. I gamble on myself." - James Dean.
Something like that anyway.

"I love lamp."

[Slim Fiasco]

"You got it all wrong holly man. I absolutely believe in god... And I absolutely hate the fucker." - Richard B. Riddick.

[VenomBlackViper]

"Quitting weed is called turning over a new pot leaf" - Me