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[Satire]

I wasn't taking you seriously, I just needed to explain myself in case anyone did.

3 - 0

[Master Chief]

No. There's no escaping that. You lost, now shut the fuck up and go make my sig, fag.

[Satire]

No. There's no escaping that. You lost, now shut the fuck up and go make my sig, fag.

3 - 0. But I have a solution for you to get a somewhat better deal.

I make your sig today, and we call it even since I made you that beautiful Cinderella Man sig as well. Deal?

[Master Chief]

No. There's no escaping that. You lost, now shut the fuck up and go make my sig, fag.

3 - 0. But I have a solution for you to get a somewhat better deal.

I make your sig today, and we call it even since I made you that beautiful Cinderella Man sig as well. Deal?

So, you want me to accept a 3-0 for my sig today?

Or a dead even 0-0?

What if I don't accept?

[Satire]

0-0.

If you don't accept I'm going to go to Wal-Mart.

[classthe_king]

wtf? These were not all questions for me

[SajN]

wtf? These were not all questions for me

Do you think the following lyrics are some the best lyrics (technical) of all time?

[Verse 1]
(Ohh yeahh god) I never seen no chick like this,
this bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
condom on my dick of course it is,
this bitch don't know what abortion is
so I cant cum in her,
fucks like a porn star, looks like Jenna,
fuck I'm gonna,
come I think my rubbers comin' off,
but oh its so fuckin wet and soft,
fuck, i'm gonna start lettin' off
im squirtin and shes not gettin' off,
and shes on top
im gonna fackin' ohh god,
oh don't do that dont, stop,
stop don't, I don't mean don't stop,
oww wait a minute
ow ow fuck I...I'm gonna fuckin comeee! *squirt squirt squirt*

[Chorus]
Owwww owwww owwwww (oh god damn!)
I'm gonna fackin' come! (oh shit!)
Fack fack fayyuccck (fuck I am!)
I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!)

[Verse 2]
Oooh wow, boo that pow, ooh ow I need a cigarette now!
Ow im so fuckin' hot,
and you're soo fuckin' hot,
oh my god,
I wanna fackin' fack
no not fuck, I said fack ,
f-a-c-k, f-a-c-k, fack, fack fack fackin' freak mee!
Ohh yeah girl see baby they call me Mr Freaky,
lets call your sister, 3-way have some 3-some me so horny!
And you're such a fuckin' babe I wanna go down on you, fuck you shave!
Ohh god damn here I go again, I'm gonna cum I am

[Chorus]
Owwww owwww owwwww (oh god damn!)
I'm gonna fackin' come! (oh shit!)
Fack fack fack (fuck I am!)
I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!)

*Eminem mumbling*

[Verse 3]
Ok I'm done,
I already came twice,
you aint gonna make me cum,
I'm all outta gas,
Not so fast! Uh your finger just went in my ass!
Ow that hurts! Take it out now
Ohh wait a minute oww put it back in, in in in
this don't mean I'm gay I dont like men
I like boobs, boobs, boobs
Now see that gerbil, grab that tube,
shove it up my butt,
let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh, yeah, right there, right there,
Ahhh I'm coming ahhh yeaaah,
fack, I just came again, okay pull it out now,
ohh fuck yeah, wait he's not out hes still crawling around up there,
ow fuck I think it's stuck
oww but it feels so fackin' good!

[Chorus]
Owwww owwww owwwww (oh god damn!)
I'm gonna fackin' come! (oh shit!)
Fack fack fack (fuck I am!)
I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!)


[Outro]
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!
Ew ew ew ew

[classthe_king]

wtf? These were not all questions for me

Do you think the following lyrics are some the best lyrics (technical) of all time?

[Verse 1]
(Ohh yeahh god) I never seen no chick like this,
this bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
condom on my dick of course it is,
this bitch don't know what abortion is
so I cant cum in her,
fucks like a porn star, looks like Jenna,
fuck I'm gonna,
come I think my rubbers comin' off,
but oh its so fuckin wet and soft,
fuck, i'm gonna start lettin' off
im squirtin and shes not gettin' off,
and shes on top
im gonna fackin' ohh god,
oh don't do that dont, stop,
stop don't, I don't mean don't stop,
oww wait a minute
ow ow fuck I...I'm gonna fuckin comeee! *squirt squirt squirt*

[Chorus]
Owwww owwww owwwww (oh god damn!)
I'm gonna fackin' come! (oh shit!)
Fack fack fayyuccck (fuck I am!)
I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!)

[Verse 2]
Oooh wow, boo that pow, ooh ow I need a cigarette now!
Ow im so fuckin' hot,
and you're soo fuckin' hot,
oh my god,
I wanna fackin' fack
no not fuck, I said fack ,
f-a-c-k, f-a-c-k, fack, fack fack fackin' freak mee!
Ohh yeah girl see baby they call me Mr Freaky,
lets call your sister, 3-way have some 3-some me so horny!
And you're such a fuckin' babe I wanna go down on you, fuck you shave!
Ohh god damn here I go again, I'm gonna cum I am

[Chorus]
Owwww owwww owwwww (oh god damn!)
I'm gonna fackin' come! (oh shit!)
Fack fack fack (fuck I am!)
I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!)

*Eminem mumbling*

[Verse 3]
Ok I'm done,
I already came twice,
you aint gonna make me cum,
I'm all outta gas,
Not so fast! Uh your finger just went in my ass!
Ow that hurts! Take it out now
Ohh wait a minute oww put it back in, in in in
this don't mean I'm gay I dont like men
I like boobs, boobs, boobs
Now see that gerbil, grab that tube,
shove it up my butt,
let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh, yeah, right there, right there,
Ahhh I'm coming ahhh yeaaah,
fack, I just came again, okay pull it out now,
ohh fuck yeah, wait he's not out hes still crawling around up there,
ow fuck I think it's stuck
oww but it feels so fackin' good!

[Chorus]
Owwww owwww owwwww (oh god damn!)
I'm gonna fackin' come! (oh shit!)
Fack fack fack (fuck I am!)
I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!)


[Outro]
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!
Ew ew ew ew

I know this question was a joke but I'll answer seriously. The first four lines were actually pretty good and this could have been a good song before it went completely haywire.

[MikeNUFC]

I know this question was a joke but I'll answer seriously. The first four lines were actually pretty good and this could have been a good song before it went completely haywire.

Even the first four lines were shitty.

[classthe_king]

I know this question was a joke but I'll answer seriously. The first four lines were actually pretty good and this could have been a good song before it went completely haywire.

Even the first four lines were shitty.

Quality wise yes, but delivery and rhyme wise, no.

[MikeNUFC]

I know this question was a joke but I'll answer seriously. The first four lines were actually pretty good and this could have been a good song before it went completely haywire.

Even the first four lines were shitty.

Quality wise yes, but delivery and rhyme wise, no.

Rhyme wise it's shitty - he's rhyming "ist" with "this" on the first couplet and "course" with "bort" on the second - unless you wanna count rhyming "is" with "is" on the second couplet which I wouldn't on an end rhyme. Even if you did it's still shit.

The bitch like this/chick can twist rhyme is okay I suppose

[VenomBlackViper]

Diabolic vs Sadistik. I'm aware they are at 2 different ends of the spectrum in terms of content but do it anyways.

[classthe_king]

Diabolic vs Sadistik. I'm aware they are at 2 different ends of the spectrum in terms of content but do it anyways.

Sadistik...even though they're two completely different rappers

[VenomBlackViper]

Diabolic vs Sadistik. I'm aware they are at 2 different ends of the spectrum in terms of content but do it anyways.

Sadistik...even though they're two completely different rappers

Get into details brah.

[classthe_king]

Diabolic vs Sadistik. I'm aware they are at 2 different ends of the spectrum in terms of content but do it anyways.

Sadistik...even though they're two completely different rappers

Get into details brah.

I don't know what you want me to say...they're two rappers that focus on rhyming and Sadistik is the better rhymer and I like Sadistik's style/content more than Diabolic's.