Official Celph Titled Quotable Thread

[WakeUpShow]

Doesn't have to be a punchline, but it can be. I'll start.

Have you sniffing more "Kane" than Big Daddy's retriever!

[WakeUpShow]

"Call me a mailman the way I put P.O.'s in boxes"


A P.O. is a probation officer.

[BILI]

Nine irons and three woods, goons with the spikey bats
Ali Baba swords swoosh-shaped in the Nike bag

[WakeUpShow]

Demons and Gargoyles, Lions and Wizards
I'm leavin' em hardboiled, and frying their gizzards

I know it ain't a punch, but the rhyming is orgasmic. That's a full line with a full line

[VenomBlackViper]

Great thread.

I'll skin the head of a skinhead
Celph Titled and ES raisin' hell without Pinhead
It's been said the Pharaohs immortalize rhymes
We kept heist plans in a trapper keeper -- that's organized crime
You might arrive in a stretch limo, tinted out
But you'll leave on a stretcher linen with no mouth, neck broken and ribs stickin' out

[WakeUpShow]

You couldn't rip mics if they were perforated.

[WakeUpShow]

That bitch wasn't asian but she sure as hell could bangkok.

[VenomBlackViper]

The word on the streets is that I'm hellbound, 'cause I bully Christians
But I stay up in the armory, developin' pulley systems

[WakeUpShow]

What I blaze gets me oh so higher
Burn more white widow smoke than an old folks home on fire

[WakeUpShow]

This right here is my favorite, it's fucking hilarious...

Walked into Church and let my motha-fuckin' gun spray
I'm pissed off cause Chik-Fil-A is closed on sundays

[VenomBlackViper]

How long can I spit a punchline and an ill statement
And keep your attention span on my records for entertainment?
No explainin' it, you do the math, I did the math teacher
Ms. Anita spread wide, under the gymnasium bleachers

[WakeUpShow]

They since I don't believe in Christ, that I'm mislead
I've been shot at 4 times but never hit, I just miss lead

[Almostlity]

"In a year before your kids 10th birthday came,
You didn't have to wait for candles on the cake to see the nine flame"

damn.

[VenomBlackViper]

Load them hammers in the car before I bust back
Crash a bike in your face, and leave you with a handlebar mustache

[WakeUpShow]

Brought a noose to the courthouse, and had a hung jury.