Eminem is a Conspiracy Theorist

[nandish]

Are you the real C.R.E.A.M ?? 'Cause this shit is a load of bullcrap.

My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral
Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk off of his own employee

All of the presidents of the USA have rectangle faces, Obama's face is oval-shaped, he's basically saying Obama's blowing money over blowjobs from his employees

[dR3]

tl;dr

[BILI]

[WakeUpShow]

mehhh, could have been executed better.

[AbramIsaac]

This would've been much better had the timelines of the songs lined up. I mean, the bush lines don't line up with his presidency and neither do the Obama lines. The phone line was not close enough for anyone to believe that you could believe it, making the troll a lot less effective. The child support line is close enough to almost convince the reader that you're a complete idiot and think that's what it means. So good job on that? You're slipping.

[HereHere]

QUICK I THINK HE'S ONTO SOMETHING!!! BEFORE EM DIEZ!

[Trimss]

Damn you're right!

I didn't knew that Eminem was into these conspiracy things but now that a long ass post with some quotes shows the evidences, it can't be wrong! So i'mma believe what a random member said on this forum and go and tell everybody about it.

Damn how could I miss that.. CREAM really you're supadupa awesome for finding that. Omgz now maybe the illuminatis want to kill him? GM ... I always thought it was something like General Motors or a dumb shit like that! But Governement.. How stupid am I?

I really need to analyze more what Em says in his texts.

Thanks for telling the truth Cream.

[Asd-ONE]

[WakeUpShow]

fucking pawn stars!

[J.R.]

[Substylee]

Nothing you listed is a conspiracy theory. It's called cynicism and taking artistic license. I'm truly sorry you put as much time and mental energy as you did, to read between nonexistent lines.

[Mr Change]

Nothing you listed is a conspiracy theory. It's called cynicism and taking artistic license. I'm truly sorry you put as much time and mental energy as you did, to read between nonexistent lines.

wtf...?

[StanBase]

this