Good Eminem Punchlines Since Comeback

[VenomBlackViper]

Venom, you sneaky bastard

Should I expose you though?

I knew I shouldn't have sent you those nude pics, you're just a typical guy after all.

[TheGentlePlayer]

"When I came back you might have heard the beat bumping
But you're a blind hoe sucking dick, in other words you didn't see me cumming"

That is dope as fuck

What song is it from?

[WakeUpShow]

'Why would I buy you a gay ass teddy bear bitch, your already bi-polar!'

'They'll never ketchup, to all this energy that i've mustard'

'Love is evol, spell it backwards i'll show ya'

'I'm standin' on my monopoly board, that means i'm ontop of my game'

Those are all as retarded as the "i'm so done with this shit that I may as well wipe" line. Anyways here's more I liked

If you don't suck my dick you gon' get decapitated
In other words if you don't fucking give me head then i'ma have to take it

When a slut tries to diss me I tell her bitch please
You ain't shit i got more hoes than swiss cheese
Lately I really, feel like I'm rolling for delph like Philly

Long as I got two balls to palm, I'll be the bomb, you're just a false alarm
Get scared little piss ants, and see if I don't come along and stop your farm

Tellin' us to pipe down, is like talking to a meth head

Imma take this trix (tricks) life, yeah i'm a serial (cereal) killer

where are the bolded ones from

[WakeUpShow]

Lol you definitely made them and the blind hoe ones up to see if anyone would notice.

[VenomBlackViper]

No I didn't, what the fuck is with everyone trolling today acting like they've never heard them before? this is why I stay out of the Eminem section, too many fucking trolls & people who think they're being clever.

[WakeUpShow]

No I didn't, what the fuck is with everyone trolling today acting like they've never heard them before? this is why I stay out of the Eminem section, too many fucking trolls & people who think they're being clever.

what? how was I being clever/trolling/insulting you? I just haven't heard them and I've heard like every new Eminem song.

[KingDavid]

Now just imagine the fun we can have with a strap on -
shove it up kim kardashians ass and make the bitch run a triathalon

[Willy]

WOW people... Idk whether to be mad at VBV or not. On one hand yeah he did that one thing, on the other you guys let him do that one thing to you..

"When I came back you might have heard the beat bumping
But you're a blind hoe sucking dick, in other words you didn't see me cumming"

-my favorite Em quote since he's been back tho

[M-Pyre]

em didn't say that...

[internet-weed-dude]

"Girl you know I know you know you're cute. Cuter than a long haired kitten playing the flute."

[VenomBlackViper]

em didn't say that...

Stop trolling & stay on topic or I swear to fucking god i'll report all of you little shits for spamming, the whole "what Eminem song are these lines from?" gig isn't funny anymore.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

venom making nikkaz struggle!

[buffalo bill]

WOW people... Idk whether to be mad at VBV or not. On one hand yeah he did that one thing, on the other you guys let him do that one thing to you..

"When I came back you might have heard the beat bumping
But you're a blind hoe sucking dick, in other words you didn't see me cumming"

-my favorite Em quote since he's been back tho

Nah..never liked that one.

[luquew]

so pretend my dick is a balloon and blow.

[M-Pyre]

em didn't say that...

Stop trolling & stay on topic or I swear to fucking god i'll report all of you little shits for spamming, the whole "what Eminem song are these lines from?" gig isn't funny anymore.

but seriously tho..