Eminem lyrics you would change

[RainMan44]

I'd change

"Then I fall in bed
With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead."

to

"Then I fall in bed
With some damn bottled meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead."

[Emadyville]

"Cause I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker than you wanna fuck me if I said the word"

to

"Cause I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker than you wanna fuck me if I said the word Nig.ger"

that is the lyrics, he just doesnt say the word

[ArsheyHaq]

In Em's first verse for 'Emulate':

"I stimulate the brain, mimic, emulate the sane
Cynics keep on thinking it's a fucking gimmick when it ain't
Clinically insane, brain is on Venus, up Uranus
Label me a genius if you ever seen us you would say
"He may seem as though he's plain normal" if you ever meet him
Greet him with a shake, see he ain't as mean as what they say
See the thing is maybe he can't always think of things to say
So he's vague, so they mistake him for being crazed
You part ways, your impression of him changed
You don't think he's strange, you turn around and tell him "Peace and thanks"
You catch him flipping you off, with his pants down
Hands around his scrotum, tucking his fucking penis between his legs"

he should've had the phrase "rap's Timothy Mcveigh" in there somewhere (it goes with his rhyme scheme as well) haha

[ArsheyHaq]

In 'Stimulate':

"See I came like a flame in the night like a ghost in the dark;
there's a ray, there's a light there's a hope, there's a spark"

I wish he would've added these lines right after that:
"I aim for you mind, but get close to your heart"

I know it stretches the flow, but the rhyme scheme and subject matter would work well with it. Iono.

[richard]

IVE GOT A LIST, HERES THE ORDER OF MY LIST THAT ITS IN
IT GOES WEEZY, DRIZZY, RICK ROSS AND YEEZY
LIL BOW WOW, NICKI MINAJ, SOULJA THEN LIL-B

[ArsheyHaq]

In 'When To Stand Up' Eminem says:

'The slut gave me a truck when I turned sixteen
I went to start it and it screamed, "please fix me!"'

I'd change it to...

'The slut gave me a truck for my sweet sixteen
I went to start it and screamed, "please fix me!"'

[RainMan44]

In 'When To Stand Up' Eminem says:

'The slut gave me a truck when I turned sixteen
I went to start it and it screamed, "please fix me!"'

I'd change it to...

'The slut gave me a truck for my sweet sixteen
I went to start it and screamed, "please fix me!"'

[RainMan44]

I'd change

"Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure
that my mother did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her"

to

"Somebody dropped me on my head, and my mother did it, I'm sure
But the fuckin' bitch won't admit it was her."

Same syllable count. Rhymes better.

[buffalo bill]

IVE GOT A LIST, HERES THE ORDER OF MY LIST THAT ITS IN
IT GOES WEEZY, DRIZZY, RICK ROSS AND YEEZY
LIL BOW WOW, NICKI MINAJ, SOULJA THEN LIL-B

[EyeQ200]

In 'Off The Wall' Em says:

Sniff gluesticks like i give two shits,
if i get too rich, i just get sued

Although i always find myself saying:

Sniff gluesticks like i give two shits,
if i get too rich, i just get sued, bitch

[RainMan44]

"I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satan G, what a sight to see, I'm dancing in my red panties."


To



"I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satan G, what a sight to see, I'm dancing in my red undies."



Pretty obvious fix. I can't believe he didn't think of this himself.

[SliK]

"I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satan G, what a sight to see, I'm dancing in my red panties."


To



"I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satan G, what a sight to see, I'm dancing in my red undies."



Pretty obvious fix. I can't believe he didn't think of this himself.

I read the thread title and KNEW I had thought of one before, this is it. Thank you for reminding me it was driving me crazy!

[Mr Change]

"I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satan G, what a sight to see, I'm dancing in my red panties."


To



"I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satan G, what a sight to see, I'm dancing in my red undies."



Pretty obvious fix. I can't believe he didn't think of this himself.

yeah man but his accent kind of makes it you know, PUN-TEES

He probably thought about undies and just went ahead with panties

[Blu]

From Dead Wrong:

"There's a lion in my pocket, I'm lyin'
There's a nine in my pocket,
And baby I'm just, DYIN' to cock him"

To:

"There's a lion in my pocket, I'm lyin'
There's a nine in my pocket,
And baby I'm just, DYIN' to cock it"

[Mr Change]

From Dead Wrong:

"There's a lion in my pocket, I'm lyin'
There's a nine in my pocket,
And baby I'm just, DYIN' to cock him"

To:

"There's a lion in my pocket, I'm lyin'
There's a nine in my pocket,
And baby I'm just, DYIN' to cock it"