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[classthe_king]

Well put it that way
Wide receivers generally requires speed
Defensive backs generally requires speed

Now take a football (soccer) player weather defense or offense, everyone HAS to have EVERY element that a single American football player has a single one in a each position.

"Soccer" players are tough as hell while mixing it with speed, smoothness and control, American football ? Tough ones just bump into eachothers, fast ones just run grabbing a ball and the rest just do their specialty. In "soccer" you have to master everyone cause you'll have to do all. Therefore it requires more skill

I'm sorry but you have no idea what you're talking about and it's really making you look like a fucking idiot. Every football player outside of linemen and quarterbacks are faster and tougher than every soccer player. End of discussion.

[VenomBlackViper]

With that said... is this yet ANOTHER classic in its beginning stages?

Yes, yes it is. At this point I don't even have to add any more fuel to the fire, the sports argument will take it from here & propel us into new heights. Was hilarious troll ethering One Mic though, I managed to get him down to "u mad" for fucks sake, that's the bottom of the argument barrel.

You're on a roll, dude. You have sparked up TWO classics in less than a week. You should be proud. But, remember to jump in again if you feel the neccessity to, like when the thread is dying. Let's make this go to 15+ pages.

I wouldn't call them classics since the argument wasn't on that good of a level, but for as dead as TR has been lately that would definitely make thread of the month unless this one surpasses it. Although it might not now since we're openly discussing this being an elaborate plan to get people to argue over who can play with balls better for another 10 pages.

[Master Chief]

Well put it that way
Wide receivers generally requires speed
Defensive backs generally requires speed

Now take a football (soccer) player weather defense or offense, everyone HAS to have EVERY element that a single American football player has a single one in a each position.

"Soccer" players are tough as hell while mixing it with speed, smoothness and control, American football ? Tough ones just bump into eachothers, fast ones just run grabbing a ball and the rest just do their specialty. In "soccer" you have to master everyone cause you'll have to do all. Therefore it requires more skill

I'm sorry but you have no idea what you're talking about and it's really making you look like a fucking idiot. Every football player outside of linemen and quarterbacks are faster and tougher than every soccer player. End of discussion.

That was only one part of his argument, you fucking retard. And Menzo already shot it down. So, no it's not the end of discussion, you arrogant piece of shit. Provide a valid rebuttal or concede.

[classthe_king]

@ Class, what the fuck do the physicality of each respective player have anything to do with anything

You're such a fuckin American - "Big weight = SKILL!!!"

I will never categorize a sport as the 'best in the world' when you have legit overweight, obese men like football and baseball do. Never.

When did I say big weight=skill? Football players are bigger, faster and stronger than soccer players aka more athletic aka would wipe the floor with any soccer player.

And really? It's apart of the game, the line blocks. Football isn't an endurance sport. Even so, I bet the average linemen 40 is faster than the average soccer player 40.

[classthe_king]

That was only one part of his argument, you fucking retard. And Menzo already shot it down. So, no it's not the end of discussion, you arrogant piece of shit. Provide a valid rebuttal or concede.

Will you get my cock out of your mouth for 5 seconds? It's really weirding me out.

[Master Chief]

I wouldn't call them classics since the argument wasn't on that good of a level, but for as dead as TR has been lately that would definitely make thread of the month unless this one surpasses it. Although it might not now since we're openly discussing this being an elaborate plan to get people to argue over who can play with balls better for another 10 pages.

At this point, anything is a classic for TR even though it really wasn't on the level of the "real" classic threads. But anyways, no it's not really a plan... I just wanna see it go further than the normal meaning 15 pages or more.

But, you never know... maybe ANOTHER debate about something else can come to be which would be fucking awesome.

[classthe_king]

Yo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aom0TaClmZU

Look at this. How can you say football is just kicking the ball? You must know how to touch, control, how to run and move with the ball. You must have timing, create spaces between defenders to pass the ball to a striker or shoot.

You must have style to blow up, and you HAVE to be careful. Because broken legs aren't rare at all, it happens kinda often.

You must play with your team, cordinate with them and be one. Pass him the ball and he'll pass it to you again.

I've played soccer, with soccer players at my school and it took me five minutes to figure out how to move with the ball and then I was whooping the soccer players.

And you really don't think football is a team sport? Football is the biggest team sport on the planet, no competition.

[Trimss]

Nah Class I didn't say Us Football isn't a team sport at all.

But I would challenge you to play against european players, or even Us/Canadian who practiced in a team, I swear you'd be searching the ball between your legs the whole time.

With that said; i would get murked in a us football game.

[classthe_king]

Put any football player and make them race with Aguero or Iniesta (And many others). It's like setting up a race between a Cresida ("football") and a Zonda F ("Soccer") and add them with skill, control and fast-thinking in the middle of the field. *dead*

Are you fucking moronic? Chris Johnson runs a 4.2 forty...of wait, he also benches over 400 lbs. Your whole argument is just fucking retarded. You want to talk about control and fast thinking. Let's let 350 lb monsters slam into you 50 times and then hand you a ball and make you hit a hole in a split second while 11 more are chasing you.

And nope, the discussion is still open. Have you ever played soccer, or any non-American sport ? I played them all.

Yes, I have played soccer...for one year and I started on the team that went undefeated and won the league championship.

[classthe_king]

Nah Class I didn't say Us Football isn't a team sport at all.

But I would challenge you to play against european players, or even Us/Canadian who practiced in a team, I swear you'd be searching the ball between your legs the whole time.

With that said; i would get murked in a us football game.

Well yeah, every semi-decent athlete in the US plays a real sport, not soccer, so of course your players are going to be better. My high school team won their league though last year and we're D1 so they're pretty good.

[classthe_king]

What the fuck do you mean when did you say that? Are you telling me that...

Ronaldinho is 5 foot 11 and weighs 175 lbs...he would get laughed at in America.

Julio Jones is 6 foot 3, 223 lbs and runs a 4.3 forty. He would destroy any soccer players, any NFL player would.

isn't an exclamation of brawn being better than finesse/skill? Fuck outta here with your idiocy.

No, the point I was making is that football players have braun AND finesse/skill. Much more than soccer players.

Football isn't an endurance sport? Well with a bunch of talentless Chief ***** I wouldn't expect it to be.

Pointless statement. Saying Football players can't be better because of linement is beyond moronic. I'm obviously not talking about linemen. That's like saying Hip-Hop can't possibly be better than rock because of Lil B and Soulja Boy. And I wouldn't call them talentless, somebody that weighs over 400 lbs and can run a 4.6 forty isn't exactly a slob. I bet that's faster than you are.

Soccer has all the elements that football has MINUS the physical tackling because your legs are the most important part of your body as a soccer player and even a fracture to the bone can fuck up a career.

This makes absolutely zero sense. Soccer has no elements that football has.

So, soccer = football in terms of all characteristics that compose of the term athleticism. But soccer > football in terms of prominence of each characteristic amongst the players. Every individual soccer player has what an entire football team conjures as one solidified unit.

Again pointless babble that means nothing.

Let's just look at the facts. Football players are bigger, faster, stronger, tougher...better than soccer players in every single category of athleticism. Football players are true athletes, warriors. Soccer players can't compete.

[classthe_king]

There are faster players in soccer, there are soccer players more skilled in controlling the ball. Unfortunately force is unneeded unless in foot, nobody requires all that muscles, but a kick from Forlan or Roberto Carlos (who broke a goalkeaper's arm in a penalty shot) can make your toughest football player suffer so much he'll take a suicide after 4 month cause his leg is still hurting therefore he can't walk, sit, sleep, play, jack off or fuck.

No, there are not faster players in soccer. Not even close. And no shit they're better at controlling the ball, in football you don't control the ball with your foot. Why are you even trying to argue toughness? Are you trolling me right now or are you that dumb?

[classthe_king]

Congratulations on being even more ignorant than previously deemed, perhaps your helmet was on too tight when you got your ass knocked over?

Everything I said makes sense, Gollum, but once again you've illustriously dodged it and fallen back on just ignoring it, God damn.

And the number one reason why soccer is better than football...the time doesn't need to stop every two fuckin seconds for fat asses to catch their breaths. It's freeflowing and off the top, as I mentioned earlier.

Really? That's all you have to say? Nothing applicable at all. The time stops in football so it's not as good? You're still falling back on insulting linemen? This is pathetic. It looks like I've won.

[Master Chief]

I'm gonna assume that no one actually believes Class' pathetic claims of being on an undefeated soccer team and having outshined soccer players in their own sport after 5 minutes of learning how to control the ball. I mean... WHAT. THE. FUCK.

C'mon dude. Stop. Just take the loss BUT keep arguing. It is quite funny watching you get ate up in an argument and we need this thread to make some progress.

[classthe_king]

I'm gonna assume that no one actually believes Class' pathetic claims of being on an undefeated soccer team and having outshined soccer players in their own sport after 5 minutes of learning how to control the ball. I mean... WHAT. THE. FUCK.

C'mon dude. Stop. Just take the loss BUT keep arguing. It is quite funny watching you get ate up in an argument and we need this thread to make some progress.

Oh great, you. Adding nothing to the conversation once again and still riding my nuts.