Official Watch the Throne Reviews (Only Official Ones)

[Almostlity]

This topic'll be updated daily.

Time Magazine

What could have been a forgettable mishmash or, considering the egos involved, a bombastic vanity project, is instead a beautifully decadent album by two of hip-hop's finest artists

USA Today

A potent set of tracks that finds them stepping up their games and stepping out of their comfort zones - 4/4

AllHipHop
The dynamic duo do not disappoint - 9/10


The Source

This is a great album, but not a classic - 4 Mics

Vancouver Sun

'If the album is remarkable at all, it's due to the state-of-the-art form production courtesy of West and an A-list of producers' - 3.5/5

LA Times

The two kings prove much more nimble and disciplined, displaying a confidence that suggests they're not going anywhere. - 3/4

New York Post

'Count it as a success, especially getting two performers as dynamic and egomaniacal as this duo to mesh into a cohesive team'

Boston Herald

'A minor hip hop milestone'

Huffington Post

They're hard guys to dislike, and the album gets our stamp of approval. Today, the sons of Brooklyn and Chicago did us all proud.

Reuters

'If nothing else, the contest for Year’s Most Quotable Album has just been decided.'

Chicago Tribune

A Royal Waste - 2/4

HipHopDX

4/5

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inb4saltystans

[BILI]

Kanye sucks major dick I cant believe they gave him and ja ....


jk

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I cant believe they gave him and ja ....

RULE! JA RULE!! WOOO!

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[Devil'sAdvocate]

Fuck Eminem

Fuck everybody

this album is one of the best albums of ALL TIME!

[BILI]

Fuck Eminem

Fuck everybody

this album is one of the best albums of ALL TIME!

Agree...of ALL TIME

[Almostlity]

added more reviews

*waits for Pitchfork

[Trimss]

Fuck Eminem

Fuck everybody

this album is one of the best albums of ALL TIME!

You fell off though.

[OMEGA]

3.5 from HipHopDX.

Kanye stans on suicide watch.

[Almostlity]

3.5 from HipHopDX.

Kanye stans on suicide watch.

meh.

[deaneedog]

Why do all the kanye stans act like all the eminem stans are jello's? This just makes all them em stans mad and wanna talk shit about an album that is purely opinion?


Cheer bo Yelawolf >kayne > Solja

[Almostlity]

Who gives a shit?
Is it gonna make the album sound better if you hear a positive review?
He's just another guy listening to the music and writes what he thinks of it!
I don't know why people care about this shit, seriously!

P.S. Update the fuckin OP with HHDX's review!

WILL DO AS SOON AS I FIND A LINK

cunt

[Almostlity]

added HHDX

4/5 *kanyeshrug

[ujenetot]

Finally, a normal review

To what degree can you stomach incessant chatter about cars, (terrible) sports franchises, priceless works of art apparently mounted over toilets, gold bottles, Paris boutiques, sheepskin coats, or (ahem) bitches? Could the timing be any worse? Does the timing matter? Can you blame two of the least relatable people on planet earth for not being particularly relatable, of being oblivious to all the other shit clogging up your Twitter feed right now? Would We Are Not Human Beings have been a better title? Ready to Die of Old Age in Unimaginable Comfort?

SPIN

6/10