Stupidest Lines You've Ever Heard In a Rap Song

[richard]

"Why do I hear the sound of toilets flushing? Some shit is going down" - Eminem

"Real G's move in silence like lasagna!" - Lil Wayne

[FreeSpeech]

Carter 4 just added a bunch of candidates.

"When it Waynes, it pours"

"In your ass like a tampon"

"I'm going in like my water broke"

Are. you. kidding. me.

[DƎRDYPK]

"In your ass like a tampon"

[EpicForever]

Carter 4 just added a bunch of candidates.

"When it Waynes, it pours"

"In your ass like a tampon"

"I'm going in like my water broke"

Are. you. kidding. me.

He actually said all of this. All the people that praised the album and said it was great....how did they miss this stuff?


This is the guy Birdman always Defends blindly in every interview???

Who the fuck puts a tampon in their ass? Does this guy think before he puts down these lyrics.

Unbelievable.

Edit: Do you guys think I should just make a separate thread with the Gremlin's verses? With the extra 3 FreeSpeech added that brings the total up to 54

[LIL_B]

"Real G's move in silence like lasagna!" - Lil Wayne

THIS

[Innovation]

Carter 4 just added a bunch of candidates.

"When it Waynes, it pours"

"In your ass like a tampon"

"I'm going in like my water broke"

Are. you. kidding. me.

He actually said all of this. All the people that praised the album and said it was great....how did they miss this stuff?


This is the guy Birdman always Defends blindly in every interview???

Who the fuck puts a tampon in their ass? Does this guy think before he puts down these lyrics.

Unbelievable.

Edit: Do you guys think I should just make a separate thread with the Gremlin's verses? With the extra 3 FreeSpeech added that brings the total up to 54

Lol, you really hate Wayne don't you? Like I said I'm not a huge fan of him, I don't even really follow him. He's not that bad though, I enjoy some of his material. The Wayne/pours punchline isn't that bad, it's not great but it's quite creative. Those other two though.. lol.

[Sekou]

Sure someone has posted this by now, but
"I love your ass like Milhouse loves Lisa"

[Omerta]

to the ppl saying that lil wayne line "real g's move in silence like lasagna".....i have only the following to say to u experts of lyrics, actually ill let my cuz talib kweli tell u.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbmTj-u1LMg

[EpicForever]

Like someone on youtube said:

Kweli is just pussy footing around just like everyone else in the industry and won't come out and be honest in saying lil gayne sucks


I don't know what the hell Kweli is smoking but it isn't exactly helping him make rational judgements

This isn't like Eminem where he has HORRIBLE lines once in a while(the life is no nintendo game on love the way you lie.....quit playing with scissors and cut the crap).

We are talking about Wayne who has horrible linesVERY VERY FREQUENTLY. There is nothing to defend. People need to stop with the whole "the lines aren't so bad". Yes they are. Maybe if your a 13 year old in the Special Olympics for Rap it is something to be proud of.

But you have called yourself the Best Rapper Alive in the past while having verses as terrible as listed in this thread? And before you say it....yes I know Wayne said recently that he will stop calling himself the Best Rapper Alive.

[EpicForever]

Carter 4 just added a bunch of candidates.

"When it Waynes, it pours"

"In your ass like a tampon"

"I'm going in like my water broke"

Are. you. kidding. me.

He actually said all of this. All the people that praised the album and said it was great....how did they miss this stuff?


This is the guy Birdman always Defends blindly in every interview???

Who the fuck puts a tampon in their ass? Does this guy think before he puts down these lyrics.

Unbelievable.

Edit: Do you guys think I should just make a separate thread with the Gremlin's verses? With the extra 3 FreeSpeech added that brings the total up to 54

Lol, you really hate Wayne don't you? Like I said I'm not a huge fan of him, I don't even really follow him. He's not that bad though, I enjoy some of his material. The Wayne/pours punchline isn't that bad, it's not great but it's quite creative. Those other two though.. lol.

So if a rapper named Lil Zane said "When it Zanes...it pours" or if Michael Jordan appeared in a Hanes Commercial and said "When it Hanes...it pours"......that would seem creative to you?

Please stop the nonsense people and try to make it seem like the lines by Wayne are not that bad. Of course they are. They really are that bad. So this whole "its not that bad" needs to stop.

I'm not forcing you to hate Wayne's music as much as I do....but at least be rational when your defending him.

[Innovation]

So if a rapper named Lil Zane said "When it Zanes...it pours" or if Michael Jordan appeared in a Hanes Commercial and said "When it Hanes...it pours"......that would seem creative to you.

Please stop the nonsense people and try to make it seem like the lines by Wayne are not that bad. Of course they are. They really are that bad. So this whole "its not that bad" needs to stop.

I'm not forcing you to hate Wayne's music as much as I do....but at least be rational when your defending him.

Creative was probably the wrong choice of word to use. I meant I thought it was a nice play on words instead of his "blablabla, punchline" method. I'm not a fan of Wayne lol, I think a lot of his music is obnoxious but I don't mind some of his stuff.

[EpicForever]

So if a rapper named Lil Zane said "When it Zanes...it pours" or if Michael Jordan appeared in a Hanes Commercial and said "When it Hanes...it pours"......that would seem creative to you.

Please stop the nonsense people and try to make it seem like the lines by Wayne are not that bad. Of course they are. They really are that bad. So this whole "its not that bad" needs to stop.

I'm not forcing you to hate Wayne's music as much as I do....but at least be rational when your defending him.

Creative was probably the wrong choice of word to use. I meant I thought it was a nice play on words instead of his "blablabla, punchline" method. I'm not a fan of Wayne lol, I think a lot of his music is obnoxious but I don't mind some of his stuff.

Sorry for going hard before.

[Solace]

"When it Waynes, it pours"

I can only imagine how stupid that sounds, like he's actually trying to say "rains" but has some fucked up New Joisy accent.

[EpicForever]

Anybody else notice any bad lines from Wayne on the Carter 4?

Wasn't there some line he made on the song with Jadakiss and Drake where he said something cheesy about a genie and 3 wishes?

Was it something like(im paraphrasing)....."I got 3 wishes....i wish i wish i wish....you werent a bitch". Am i saying it right?

Guys i just edited my post on the 7th page. We are up to 54 terrible lines by Wayne now. Maybe we get up to the magic number 100 before Moammar Gadaffi gets killed....

ps. So LilWayne4Life....arent you gonna defend your boy?....

[Fa-Q]

He had one Eminem punchline, as far as I know...there maybe more

"I'm so white like Shaaady" Barry Bonds - K. West....he ruins that song....almost....almost the album with that one verse....